You know what I hate?
I fucking HATE it when a blogger I am following is all ‘well this is it, blogging has lost it’s spark… GOODBYE!’ and they get a billion comments of ‘please please don’t go’ and they are all ‘well I must!’ while they slap their wrist to their forehead and be all fucking melodramatic only to start posting again DAYS later saying ‘oh I am not back, don’t you be getting your hopes up bitches, I am just feeding you this little breadcrumb so you can flock to me and start flagellating yourselves so I can get an ego boost’
And then all of a sudden they are posting every fucking day and are all ‘well the masses have spoken, I MUST come back to ensure your very SURVIVAL!’
Yeah. I hate that.
SO instead of doing that I am bringing you guest biatches.
Your fellow commenters. People I consider friends. Who came to my aide when I was all melodramatic and slapping my wrist to my forehead and ‘I simply cannot go oooooooooon!’
And they cyber slapped me and told me to get over myself. But that I was still awesome.
Cause I am.
I will be popping in and out, posting and/or commenting, when I take breaks from fixing my awesome self.
Which could be tomorrow. Or next week. Or an hour ago.