This morning I woke feeling a little weird.
My head felt heavy.
I couldn’t see.
I found it hard to breathe.
And there was this really weird smell that I couldn’t quite place.
I was all What The Fuck Now Universe and went and looked in the mirror.
Do you think people will notice? I am really sensitive to what people think of my appearance and I am worried that some may judge me harshly. Good thing I don’t have my interview today cause it is rather tiring having to yell to be heard.
I think I will call him Kevin.
I painted his nails to match my shoes.
So how have you/will you celebrate this most auspicious day?
Updated to add: Apparently my commentors *cough* Tim *cough* are a tad more freaky than me and actually KNOW where my morning facial decoration came from. Click here to see even more of Kevin.