Me: ‘Boo, you are going in the shower in 5 minutes.’
Boo: ‘Nope. I don’t need a shower’
Me: ‘Yes you do. You stink.’
Boo, sniffing himself: ‘Nope. I am fresh as a biscuit.’
I don’t know what sort of biscuits that kid is eating but day-um they must be super healthy cause they smell like shit.
March recap. Yeah, remember when I was all ‘hey, I am gunna trawl through each month and point out the best crap bits of my insanity blog for you so you don’t have to go back through the archives cause you are lazy biatches I am nice like that?
Woah. What a month.
It started off with me breaking ANOTHER fucking toe. And being all Domestic Goddess. In my mind.
Who can forget when my brain was assaulted by Hello Kitty vibrators and AK47’s? I sure can’t, cause the Google Freaks love them some Hello Kitty condoms and urinals.
Then the bestest day of the year in the Magneto Bold household (AKA International House of Font), the coming of our lord and saviour the Easter Bunneh.
Oh and lets not forget the one where I whined about all the birth stories everyone was posting and then never ever finished the damn story. Hmmmm, how unlike me.
Other shit happened that I really don’t wanna relive, you are welcome to go and scrounge for them. Knock yourselves out. But at least it proves that you not only get the fucking awesomeness but the damn right ugly here at my rather fabulous corner of the internets.
Even if you don’t like my new theme.
(heads up biatches, I am finally doing the whole feedburner move to google shit this weekend so hopefully I won’t fuck up the feeds again!)