The heat is damn near killing me biatches.
Forecast for the next few days 41C, 40C, 40C, 40C.
Hottest week in like a hundred years or something.
Last time it was this hot people lived in tin huts, baked their own bread, never had the pleasure of hiking their skirt over the airconditioner vent and Had. No. Deodorant.
Ponder that for a minute.
So instead of doing, well, anything that requires moving away from my position in front of the fan that is in front of the aircondioner, and screaming at everyone to stop freaking breathing so damn HOT, I am trawling the internet for funneh.
And this? My shit it cracked UP.
Stolen from here.
So help a bitch out and give me your funneh. Stories, links, something ANYTHING to distract me from the fact that when I get a damn icecube out of the freezer the fucker melts before I can shove it down my bra. If I was wearing one.