Today was spent in airconditioned comfort. Watching the fucking funniest man on the entire PLANET, and I am pretty sure that he would have those freakshows on Betelgeuse rolling around in laughter too, Adam Hills.
Dude is teh funneh. And hot. I mean I would totally dry hump his artificial foot if I saw him in the street.
Even Brad Pitt is all ‘Damn Adam, you are one funny guy and funny is hawt’
I would totally leave my husband for you Adam, and MPS would be all ‘fuck me dead that is Adam Hills! You are a GOD! Here have my wife’ and I would be all ‘awesome’. Cause dood, Adam Hills is the shit.
So yeah, we were watching Adam Hills Live for like the eleventy hundred time and still cracking our shit up – OMG he said ‘Fucker’ AND ‘lost her shit’, we were meant for each other – and I wish I could link to the funniest parts, especially the clitoris in sign language part, but I couldn’t find it on you tube didn’t want him to lose revenue with free downloading or uploading or whatever.
Considering I will be his wife and everything. He needs all the cash he can get.
After watching the best stand up routine of ALL TIME – seriously biatches you NEED to get your hands on a copy of this, I am thinking the funniest thing since Eddie Murphy Delirious and that shit split my damn sides ‘gooly goo goo’ – we watched every damn thing on You Tube with my new husband Adam in it and then I sat with my feet up watching Finding Fucking Nemo with Boo while MPS cooked the BBQ.
Cause that is what Australia is all about.
Those convicts were sent over to Australia for stealing a loaf of bread for their starving children so I could sit on my fat arse and Twitter while my husband knows his place and cooks me dinner.
Now I want you all to rise for the Australian Anthem. To the tune of Working Class Man. By my new boyfriend Adam.
Happy Australia Day Australians, and welcome to Monday everyone else. Hope you enjoy working today. he he he sucks to be you.
Seriously Adam. Call me. You won’t regret it 😉
(and the dude has a BLOG. Fuck me dead. I am totally putting a ‘soon to be occupied’ sign on my uterus now)