So y’all (multiculturallyness again) know that I have been wielding my awesomeness all around the internetty acronyms.
I am a fucking coder or some shit now.
But dude, when I was all ‘Photoshop has my arse in a sling’ that was nothing, nothing I tellz ya compared to the complete arse kicking I am getting from resynching or redirecting or resomethingorother my feeds for this little ol’ blog.
Cause, dammit, I am feedburners bitch.
I am bending over and saying ‘please sir may I have another’?
So if you are reading this post, I am pretty sure that you didn’t come from a feedreader. Cause those bitches don’t wanna know me and my awesomely reshaped eyebrows.
Seriously. I have spent the whole day looking at the mirror going HOT DAY-UM my eyebrows look amazing trying to fix my feed and I am conceding defeat. For today anyway.
So, if something truly miraculous happens while I am passed out in bed and you are coming from a feedreader, let a bitch know. Cause just the thought of losing you all is giving me the vapours.
But you know what? All this freaking the fuck out and crying on Twitter and Plurk has brought out the love of the internetz. Right now I am too tired to do the linky thing but I just want to thank Spotrick, Andrew, Talina, Tim, Siobhan and Tanis for their help today.
This is for you <3
And to my wonderful Trolls. I am still awesome without a valid feed. You are still a loser.
As an aside, and if a miracle is not bestowed upon me, anyone wanna step up and help a bitch get her feed back up? Cause I made a fucking AWESOME little icony thing with my Ninja Cat up there in the header and we just can’t have it going to waste now can we?
As an aside to the aside or beside the aside, tomorrow we change internet providers. And apparently we will be without internet for a few hours or something. I KNOW! THE HORROR! I have bought emergency chocolate and batteries for the Wii Remotes for the Damn Emos cause I have no idea how the poor biatches are gunna cope. Luckily I have internet at work hey? He he he.