Only a small percentage of you will know what this envelope means.
How this tiny piece of paper can change Moo’s life.
It is her VCE results.
*commence nail biting here*
(explanation for those not living in Victoria Australia. Simply put, here the final year of highschool is split into 2 years. Courses into units 1&2 (year 11) and units 3&4 (year 12). Moo did some year 12 subjects this year as she is in an accelerated program and skipped a year of highschool. These are the results of her year 12 subjects for the Victorian Certificate of Education.)
After looking at the paper upside down and sideways and spoken to slowly like a toddler whacked out on red cordial and breaking out the calculator (I mean What The Fuck? Can’t we just have a fucking A, B or whatevz?) Moo scored in the top 9% of all kids in the state.
Go Moo! You fucking rockstar. Or words to that effect.