This is the time of year I set my freak flag to fly at full mast.
With a little extra freaky freakiness to add to the cheer.
I don’t see anything wrong with my fervour. But apparently others seem to think that little touches like decorating the laundry and my desk at work are a tad excessive.
I mean what is freaky about this:
or even this?
Shutup, you know you are jealous of my Bathroom Tree™ with it’s patented tinkler alarm. Jingle jingle jingle someone is having a tinkle!
And don’t even get the Scrooge McHusband started on the 8 Christmas trees.
But I have found someone who is even more mad than me. A chick who oozes awesome and Christmas spirit. My girl Burgh Baby.
So we hatched a plan (well technically she hatched a plan and I was all W00T do it and I will take all the glory for the idea being mine bwaaaa haaaa haaaaaaa, bow to me biatch.) and we want YOU to show us your crazy. Or your relatives crazy. Or your neighbours. Or that homeless guy that has just been beaten up and the blood running down his face paired with his green teeth makes him look oh so festive.
And there is a button
she slaved over and I will totally take the credit I made for you. Email me if you want the code.
So on December 20 post your crazy. And come back here AND to Burgh Baby and add your nuttiness to the Mr Linky to show to the world! It will be epic.
It doesn’t have to be your crazy, remember. So those of you that don’t celebrate the coming of the fat dude in the Red Suit *snort* can totally take the piss out of your neighbours or sneak your camera phone to work and snap a pic of the nutjob wearing a shirt with baubles and bells on it (wait, that is MOTY!) or or flashing reindeer earrings (wait! That is MOTY again…) because the only acceptable Christmas wear is a pair of awesome red Christmas shoes. Right?
The instructions again, cause if you are anything like me your mind is a mess with all the freaking out over the perfect gift, the perfect cookie and/or cupcake and the constant distraction of all the shiny…
- Take some pics of the Christmas insanity that surrounds you. In your house, your neighbourhood, the freakshow down the street sitting in his lounge chair wearing Santa boxers and nothing else with the damn blinds open *shudder*
- Email me for the code for the Christmas Crazy button of awesomeness (contact details are under my pic on the right sidebar or click talk to me up the top of the blog) and stick it on your blog so your readers can join in the fun and ensure that they are the first to see the Christmas Crazy on your blog.
- Write a post about the awesomeness/eyeball melting insanity with or without pics.
- Come back here and to Burgh Baby on December 20 and add your post to the Mr Linky so
the thousands of adoring peeps half a dozen people readingme and the google freakshows can come on over and giggle or ooooh and ahhhh at your fabulousness.
Cause nothing gets me into the mood for my Boozy Eggnog of Epic Win than some Christmas Crazy.
Bring it biatches.