Vanilla yogurt and a banana.
OK OK! Come back!
I had a coffee too.
OK. A post of sorts *snort*
At work I set myself targets. There are the normal workload targets, the try and humiliate arsehats and squash them like a bug with the least amount of effort (last week I totally outdid myself annhiliating one with a rise of an eyebrow, I rock.) boring old blah blah blah this is your work description shit and then my personal entertainment targets.
For the last month I have been trying to attain a lofty goal. And today I achieved it.
To find a way to wangle the word superfluous into a document.
Without telling you exactly what I do and where I work cause then you would be able to find me and be all ‘I want to wear your skin as a coat’ lets just say this particular kind of document is rather important and could potentially be followed by
tens hundreds of people and be used in a court of law.
And I did it.
Superfluous. One of the most freaking AWESOMEST words on the planet.
Stolen from here.
Say it out loud. It just rolls of the tongue and makes you just want to say it again and again and then turn to your kids and tell them they are superfluous and then kick yourself cause the fuckers know what it means and spend the next hour explaining that you were joking and they were desperately wanted even if they were an accident… I mean ‘pleasant surprise’ and then give up and throw your purse at them and say ‘take it all’…
When I realised that I was about to attain my goal, a grin spread across my face as my fingers flew across the keyboard. I think I even giggled a little. When the sentence was complete, I sat back, high fived myself and grinned.
Coffee Bitch was all ‘Did you just high five yourself?’
And I was all ‘Totally. What of it? And where is my damn coffee?’
I wandered over to tell my girl K of my awesomeness. And she was impressed. Damn impressed. She was all ‘You are gunna have them all coming up and asking what it means! And they will be diving for the thesauruses’
‘Is thesauruses even a word? I think you find it is a kind of dinosaur or something. You know one of those bastards that can open doors and shit.’
‘Doors were totally superfluous in the Prehistoric age’
‘And when they come and ask you what it means you can tell them adscititious’
And then I laughed so hard I had to hold myself up with the wall.
‘You are such a bitch’
‘You started it.’
‘Yeah. I did. Now I need a new word’