So it seems there is a little holiday that our US of AAAAAAA friends are celebrating.
Something about being happy and shit and people in weird hats or some such and green bean casserole and sweet potatoes and yams with sugar and butter and just the thought of that stuff makes me feel a little ill.
Googling the recipe for sweet potato pie has me heaving in the corner. Cause it is a vegetable people! You don’t go putting marshmallows and shit on a fucking vegetable! It is like fruit on a pizza. And those french fried onions in a can.
Duuuuude. That is so wrong. Like Crocs wrong.
So anyway, they are having a day to give thanks for stuff and then apparently the next day they get to pay homage to the credit card companies and blow their house payment on shit they don’t need cause it is cheap. (like we do on Boxing Day, but that is entirely different)
Well, that is the gist of it I got from ‘Life’ that was on last night. Oh and FMD what a brilliant idea wrapping boxes of fruitcake to look like XBox’s. I am totally doing that for The GC for Christmas.
While the yanks are off eating their body weight in sugared vegetables I want you to tell me what you truly, absolutely, 100% hate in this world and would be like really really thankful if you never had to see/do/witness/eat/breathe/insert abomination-here again.
And Merry UnThanksgiving to you.
For me, right this second, I would be really fucking thankful if I never ever had another pubic hair on my keyboard. And the bastard ain’t mine.