Today I spent the day bleaching the grout of the tiles in the kitchen. Not a secret, but a dirty job. And a very adult thing to do, something that reflects my age.
Like the loads of washing and bathroom cleaning, grocery shopping, being nice to people that I really don’t care for, sorting bills. Adult stuff.
However, there were other things I did today that I shouldn’t admit to. But seeing it is just you and me, let me tell you my dirty little secrets.
You promise you won’t tell anyone? Cause it is sooooooo embarrassing.
Firstly, there is a mattress in the hallway. It needs to find a home cause it is one of those excess mattresses that you have to deal with when someone gets a new bed. At the moment it is living in the hall. And every single time I walk past it it just happens to accidentally on purpose, fall on the floor and I just happen to bounce on it. And try and touch the roof. Or see how far I can jump from it. Or just run up and launch myself off it.
It is totally fun.
And the other, Oh Em Gee I can’t believe I am admitting to this, you totally promise not to tell anyone? Like, pinky swear and shit? OK… I am addicted to The Hills. I KNOW, right? So lame. And totally embarrassing.
I just wanna punch Spencer in the throat and slap Heidi silly. And Oh My Gosh! the shoes…
I just finished watching the second season. I watched the first just before the school holidays and then had to wait till the kids went back to watch the second. And it KILLED me.
Please tell me there is more.
OMG! I just checked Wikipedia and there is a Season 3 and 4! WANT!
So I admitted to my mattress jumping, teen show watching, red frog nomming (oh yeah, red frogs for the win!) super secret addictions, tell me yours.
What do you do that is like, totally embarrassing, like?
I promise I won’t tell anyone. It is just between you and me.
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