I hate Mondays.
I haven’t always hated Monday, now it is made of suck and fail.
With a side of McDonalds-fucked-up-my-order-again-and-I-got-nothing-for-me-in-the-bag-fuckers.
And serving up a nice heap of my-new-job-that-I-was-squealy-happy-like-about-has-now-been-made-redundant.
(don’t worry, I haven’t lost my job – I am too fucking awesome for that – they will just move me sideways, but fuck it I love that job)
Served with a sauce of went-to-fill-the-car-with-fuel-and-ended-up-paying-$1.60 per litre-when-every-other-fucking-place-was-charging-$1.50.
Next to a steaming bowl full of fuckers-getting-in-my-way-and-over-sensitive-dicks-reading-shit-into-things-that-aint-there.
And a five-a-day of after school madness.
So I was a little pissed. Probably coming down from the sugar rush yesterday…
But there was light. And the angels sang. And unicorns cried. And a little bit of my cold Ninja heart softened when this came in the mail.
Ninja cat is watching you…
swords and shit. Teh awesome.
From my wonderful Plurk/Bloggy buddy Andrew.
Dude, if you were a girl I would totally go all smothering you in smootches and shit but MPS gets all pissed off when I say that to other men in public. And I kinda need him to make me my lattes and go and buy me chocolate… so thankyou.
You totally brightened my day. She is going on my desk tomorrow.
So my lovelies, what brightened your day today?