And simple things amuse me.
Like Boo running full tilt into a wall, turning around and doing it again.
Making my feet super icy and then going to bed to a sleeping MPS and placing my icy cold toes on his super warm scrotum and hearing him squeal like a little girl.
This Youtube clip.
If I was American I would totally vote for him just for the dance moves.
Finding out that the chips I ate yesterday, the chips that literally make me break out in a sweat for no apparent reason, salt and vinegar chips, are called ‘douche chips’
This exchange with Boo:
Then breaking it down and spraying each other in spittle.
“Why haven’t women found the perfect man?
Cause no man has a dick made of chocolate that ejaculates money”.
*snigger* Hello Google freakshows!
Stoopid people, doing stoopid things. My shit, it is cracking up.
So what sent you peeing your pants this week. Entertain a simple girl.