But it is not.
But I can’t help wanting to do the retching thang when I say it. And Plurking.
What fuck knuckle came up with the name. I mean, I could have totally come up with something better.
Apparently it means:
- Plurk as stalkerati central: People + Lurk = Plurk
- Plurk as an amalgam of Play + Work: Play-Work. Plurk is what scientists do. It is the enthusiastic, energetic application of oneself to the task at hand as a child excitedly plays; it is the intense arduous, meticulous work of an artist on their life-long masterpiece; it is joyful work. (credit)
- Plurk as acronym: Peace, Love, Unity, Respect, Karma
- Verb potential: “Oh I googled this –> Oh I plurked it” Easy enough to wrap around in any form. Plurked, plurking, plurkers, plurks. Little p, big P, it’s catchy, snippy and sweet
Yeah, what a load of bullshit. We all know it is all about the drunken discoverage of dog shit on ones shoe. ‘Oh PLURK!’
So I woke up the other day to all these invitations to join Plurk and I am thinking it is like some Bulimics support group or something and wondering if I need to go and buy a new toothbrush.
But no. It is like Twitter. But different. More confusing and cuter and all about the Karma. And I needz me some Karma people. That lotto million ain’t gunna win itself.
So I join up. Realise that when you put in your last name, it SHOWS YOUR LAST NAME. Delete my account and now I am known as Kelley LikeIamgunnatellya or Magnetoboldtoo.
You can find me here.
But you can still find me here on Twitter.
Cause Twitter will be my first love.
So do you Tweet or Plurk? Or are you just too damn cool to beg people to follow your announcements of bowel movements and dinner plans?
This post brought to you by the most annoyingly boring person on earth. Ahem I mean this dude. Who begged me to do a post about Plurk and demanded proper credit. Cause he is an arse. And I am all about the love.