Today we were discussing Kevin Rudd. The current/new Prime Minister of Australia.
Me: Dude, he is totally a woman. Look at his hands. He has girly hands. He is a chick.
*starts singing Dude Looks Like a Lady*
T: I heard that he has a manservant. A butler.
Me: Awesome! I want one too!
T: Apparently he needs one cause he is doing too much. Like 50 things at a time.
Me: See. Totally a woman. Multitasking.
D: He looks like a lizard, licking his lips all the time.
Me: But a FEMALE lizard.
We have upgraded from
But better than the kid from Mad Magazine with chronic foot in mouth disease.
I am pretty sure that Nelson Mandela and The Queen want to take turns to punch him in the pancreas.
Brilliant video to this song. Aussie band Kisschasy from last year.
Two down. One to go…