Today I had the day off.

Some would say I have every day off and to them I would say… fuck you.

And a few other choice words but today is my day off and I have no time for such shenanigans.

It took A LOT to get this day off. A FUCKING LOT.

Every fucker wanted a piece of me. Doctors. Therapists. Family members. People in general. Every damn person wanted to do some thing or other and it had to be TODAY.

But I was super proud of myself and I deflected their advances and although my dancecard is full until Jesus is resurrected for the whateverth time (I don’t know how old the dude was when he was zombified and remember DAY OFF = no math) and spent the day hanging out with mah dawg.

Watching Real Housewives Of All of The Places and drinking Williams Sonoma Hot Chocolate that I bought at Christmas. Which is probably the LAST FUCKING TIME I HAD A DAY OFF OMG.

I brushed my teeth. I put on a bra. That is about as far as I got in the grooming department. It was GLORIOUS.

I need some staff. Just to take these fuckers around me to their appointments so I can have a rest.

I also need to book in a day like this more often. Right? Hell fucking yeah.

P.S. Hot salty fries for dinner.

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