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Damn. I wasted my wishes.

You know when you sneeze and you go
1 is a wish
2 is a kiss
3 is a letter
4 is something better?
What, you don’t do that? You don’t go and demand random strangers kiss you because you sneezed twice. Or in your twenties ’something better’ was multiple, multiple orgasms and now it is just a [...]

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A Ninjariffic Mothers Day!

Some of you may remember back in December when I posted about Day of the Ninja.
When this Ninja

Broke into my house and tried to steal the tree formally known as The Bathroom Tree™ (see this post and this one to catch up on the whole Bathroom Tree saga. It was epic)
and then brought her [...]

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Unlike the Bloggess, I will give you ninja.

Yeah, Jenny was all ‘I will give you ninjas’ and played it up all week.
Well it is Sunday and no freaking ninja.
And by the way, it is ninja. Not ninjas or ninji or those freaky hooded bastards that appear and eat all the guacamole, scare the bunneh and leave the toilet seat up.
Anyway, ninja and [...]

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So what is it you do when you are not cleaning shit and toothpaste off the walls?

I work in an office.
Not gunna say what kind of office cause some freak might make me have to break out the terrorism/bomb threat leaflet that is supposed to be next to the phone but is somewhere in the bottom of the shredder somewhere…
Apparently some brainiac consultant feels it necessary for the first question to [...]

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