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Damn. I wasted my wishes.

You know when you sneeze and you go
1 is a wish
2 is a kiss
3 is a letter
4 is something better?
What, you don’t do that? You don’t go and demand random strangers kiss you because you sneezed twice. Or in your twenties ’something better’ was multiple, multiple orgasms and now it is just a [...]

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