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Delurker day.

Yeah, apparently YESTERDAY was delurker day. No bastard told ME though….
So all my fav US blogs are proudly displaying this badge:

Oh how I loves me some flashing cartoon guy.
And saying nice things to their peeps to get them to come out of lurkdom and say howdy.
Well you know I don’t work like that.
You know [...]

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Update on sleep and apologies.

BooYah!
Last night I had 8 hours and 20 minutes sleep. I am physically swooning at the thought of it.
That’s FIVE HUNDRED minutes sleep.
*swoon*
MPS ended up sitting with Boo for me. Got him in his bed at 9pm.
The kid was asleep by 9.15pm.
Bastard.
I asked MPS if he farted in there, therefore knocking the kid [...]

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Today I learned a valuable lesson.

I am a stupid bint.
And it is MPS’s fault. Cause nothing is ever my fault. ‘Bout time he learned that.
So after a large ARRRGGGHHHH and a slap around the head for MPS, I am here to whine tell you what happened.
Yesterday it was hot. You know the drill, bad tempered Kelley, sweaty [...]

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I’m very excited!!!

Two very exciting things have happened today. And I am jumping out of my skin with excitement!
Firstly. I was wiping Boo’s arse earlier and noticed that he had his first solid bowel movement EVA! Boo has been gluten free since ‘toddler diarrhoea’ didn’t clear up by the time he was four. [...]

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Out of my niche….

I am over guest posting at Snoskred’s today.
A post inspired by bone tiredness, too much wine and spending the day with my awesome Daddy.
No swearing in sight. Really freaking hard, especially after the last couple of days.
If you want me to come and mess up your blog, offend your readers or do a shoe parade, [...]

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Ho Ho Ho! A greeting, not a statement…

Well it is Christmas Eve.
The kids are playing on the playstation. Little do they know that the poor ol’ PS2 will be relagated to the scrap heap tomorrow with the arrival of the Wii and shiny new computers.
The cubby is here. After a concerted effort by MPS and on the threat of bringing Boo to [...]

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Presents for my lovelies.

As I sit here with an overwhelmed, overloaded with junk food from a party where in a weak moment I threw caution (and any hope of sleep tonight) to the wind and said ‘what the hell eat what you want’, bouncing off the walls with red ears and face, farting like Satans spawn little boy [...]

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A quick post about Blogger and the fate of the Bathroom Tree™

I am tired. We are on night 4 of the fucking stealth ninja moves (AKA Boo wandering around the house and keeping me up! Ninja day is TOMORROW Boo….. shiiiiite)
Any way. A quickie tonight, not a longie. Any one guess what movie that is paraphrased from? It is obscure, like [...]

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Man, I’m pissed at Blogger.

Arseholes.
I have just spent the last 2 hours visiting some of your blogs. But my speed was hindered by the fact that fucking Blogger has changed the commenting rules.
Bastards.
When I visit your blog I want you to know that it was me. Some of you know me as Kelley, some as Magnetobold. [...]

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NaBloPoMoFo is ovah!!! So 2 blogs posts in one day snigger

yeah, this thing has been holding me back.
What about BlogEveryHourWeek or HowMuchCrapCanYouTypeInOneDayMonth?
Actually today I am rather proud of myself. I didn’t have to resort to endless memes, nothing posts (well except maybe this one, but a bird was terrified by a fart, so it was something) or just linking to blogs I [...]

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