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Today I learned a valuable lesson.

I am a stupid bint.
And it is MPS’s fault. Cause nothing is ever my fault. ‘Bout time he learned that.
So after a large ARRRGGGHHHH and a slap around the head for MPS, I am here to whine tell you what happened.
Yesterday it was hot. You know the drill, bad tempered Kelley, sweaty [...]

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Dear Mr Toy Manufacturer

Dear Mr Toy Manufacturer,
Or can I just call you Capitalist Bastard CB for short? Ta. I assume that you are male, as no woman who does 99% of the present wrapping of the world would be so fucking stupid as to allow toys to be shaped as they are.
Balls I can cope with. [...]

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Yeah, I am a pussy.

Me-fucking-oow.
We bought Boo a cubby for Christmas.
This one.
Now look at the picture. What do you think we get for our fucking $1100.

The top.
Not the poles, not the sandpit underneath and no freaking way are we getting the slide and God Forbid that ladder.
I am pissed.
But not pissed enough to actually fight for my rights it [...]

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I hate Summer.

Hate is probably a strong word. How about I fucking despise Summer, more than pregnancy hormone induced hemorrhoid’s and even more than when my coffee machine expired.
I hate the Romans already, ahem, Summer. I hate Summer already. Channeling ‘Life of Brian’ again.
And it is still spring.
Today it was hot. Freaking melt-the-bitumen-under-your-fabulous-shoes stinking hot.
I don’t [...]

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Yeah great.

So my husband (DickHead today) crawls out of his death bed, has a shower and seems all happy and bouncy.
I’m all I-said-no-Movember-boy when he shows me how much better he is feeling.
So I send him out to get sanitary napkins for his daughters *snort*
As he is pulling out the driveway I call ‘Get me a [...]

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Because you begged…..

here are my new shoes

You must realise the trauma I am going through to post this. DH and Boo have got grumbly tummies and there is a permanent green haze enveloping the house. I have ventured inside from my hidey hole outside to post this for you all, my lovelies.
DH took the photo this morning [...]

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Man, the last couple of days suck….

Yesterday I had to take Moo to Centrelink. They sent me a letter saying that now she is 16 she has to apply for an allowance. Oh, and I have to prove to them that she exists. THEY sent ME a fucking letter and now I have to prove to them who she [...]

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Jenny McCarthy is a fruit loop

I wrote this this afternoon. While I was white hot with anger. I considered deleting it, but thought better of it. I considered toning it down a bit, but thought, no. So will I regret it after hitting the publish button? Perhaps……
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I am sitting here shaking with anger.
Oprah is on and that fucking moron Jenny [...]

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I’ve done it again…

Something else that makes me want to run and hide in a cupboard.
I picked up Boo from school, I was a bit distracted after watching Jenny McCarthy on Oprah (more on that later when I calm down a tad) so I just got him and we went to the supermarket.
I was hobbling around with Boo [...]

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Well that is 3 hours of my life I won’t get back…. but the food was good.

Just got back from a Carers function.
If I didn’t feel like slitting my wrists before, now I do.
Hobbled in the door and met up with a couple of girlfriends, H and K, laughing and giggling and ribbing me with ‘hop along’ yada yada. Found my old case manager and had a few laughs with her [...]