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Dearest Boo.

My dearest son.

My adorable little man.

Do you have a death wish? Or are you secretly plotting to have me keel over before my time due to sleep deprivation and sheer frustration?

I understand that you don’t need to sleep. I understand that your brain is wired in some fantabulous way that means that you [...]

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I slept the sleep of the dead.

And so did Boo.
I think…..
I slept so hard that:
I didn’t hear MPS snoring.
The doona was still tucked in when I woke.
I had an imprint of the crease in the pillowcase on my face for a freaking HOUR after I got up.
My ear was asleep.
That when the alarm went off I thought the light was on [...]

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Boo is psychic.

Or he is reading my fucking blog.
Cause the bastard turned the night time shenanigans up a notch. He is now the official time keeper.
I knew that bragging last night about him staying in his room was a mistake. I knew it would come and bite me in the arse.
I knew that Murphy hated me, that [...]

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Get your hand out of Pikachu’s eye.

I hate the start of Daylight Savings.
Scratch that. I HAAAATE Daylight Savings.
I don’t care that the extra hour of sunlight will kill the plants or fade the curtains or wake the cows early and curdle the milk. I hate the fact that it will now take ANOTHER FUCKING HOUR for Boo to go to sleep. [...]

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Boo v’s my sanity….. there can only be one winner.

Are you ready to RUUUUUMMMMBBBLLLLEEEE!!!!
(many thanks to my brother for teaching him that one)
Round one:
Mummy is in the kitchen, doing last nights dishes (that someone didn’t do today cause they were too busy scratching their arse while I was flying around the place getting ready for the parties)
Boo is in the loungeroom.
Boo puts Shannon Noll’s [...]

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Too is my hero!

And Moo is rather pissed off about it!
So there I was, at work. Everything was taken from my desk. I rang IT support and while talking to DH I was chatting to him on IM. That feral mum from school bugging me to use the phone while her snotty nosed kid was wiping her boogers [...]

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It’s 3am

and Boo has been awake since midnight. I have given up on trying to go to sleep. The warm fuzzies I was feeling are long gone and the kid is close to being smothered with a pillow.
If I only had the energy.
Right now we are watching an infomercial. Windsor Pilates. Sexy women with lovely legs. [...]

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100th post

I am working on the 100 things thinga-ma-hoosey and it will be in the pages button at the top of my blog. I have already got to 100 posts and I have only been bloggin’ for less than 2 months…..
Was going to bitch about the fact that Boo slept for 2 hours last night (hey! [...]

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Sleep part deux

Now that I have sent everyone on a guilt trip, vowing never to complain again (did you read the disclaimer at the start of the post?????) I thought you would like to hear about someone who could sleep through armageddon, wake up and go ‘Hey, so what’s to eat?’
DH can sleep ANYWHERE. I mean [...]

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Shit and toothpaste.

And now add mud to the mix. Mmmmm tasty.
I actually slept all night. I awoke this morning to the dulcet tones of my Boo singing. That could only mean one thing. He is up, alone…….
And shit and toothpaste.
I lumbered out of bed to survey the damage. Boo is no where to [...]