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I’m very excited!!!

Two very exciting things have happened today. And I am jumping out of my skin with excitement!
Firstly. I was wiping Boo’s arse earlier and noticed that he had his first solid bowel movement EVA! Boo has been gluten free since ‘toddler diarrhoea’ didn’t clear up by the time he was four. [...]

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What a fabulous week!!!!

Two posts in a row where I am not pissed with someone. That has to be some sorta record or something. Wonder if this means I will keep my potty mouth in check.
Fuck no.
Well I have had a very eventful week which I will bullet point for your reading pleasure.

Week off from work. [...]

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Shit and toothpaste.

And now add mud to the mix. Mmmmm tasty.
I actually slept all night. I awoke this morning to the dulcet tones of my Boo singing. That could only mean one thing. He is up, alone…….
And shit and toothpaste.
I lumbered out of bed to survey the damage. Boo is no where to [...]

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I got nothin’

Still sick and finding it hard to remember to breathe, let alone make a blog post. Those that have sent me emails via the ‘wanna complain or send me some lovin’ button asking questions or for information, my brain is having technical difficulties and is down for maintenance. Your email has been placed [...]

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The tiny terrorists reign of terror intensifies.

I shouldn’t have hauled my bottom off my chair and saved him from a fate worse than Mama Cass earlier. I admit my main concern was my carpet, but I saved him all the same.
And what thanks do I get? Shit and toothpaste. He has added a new one to the mix, [...]