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Ho Ho Ho! A greeting, not a statement…

Well it is Christmas Eve.
The kids are playing on the playstation.  Little do they know that the poor ol’ PS2 will be relagated to the scrap heap tomorrow with the arrival of the Wii and shiny new computers.
The cubby is here.  After a concerted effort by MPS  and on the threat of bringing Boo to [...]

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Isn’t it wonderful………

watching a child fall asleep?
I am sitting on the lounge, surrounded by toys and the contents of a chest of drawers, a tower of CD’s precariously perched on the side of the TV cabinet. The laptop in front of me, my legs swung over the side, some crap on the TV, the disco [...]

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Best Mummy in the whole wide world

I was a good little 50’s housewife today.
Replete with apron and self satisfied smirk.
Oh, I went the whole nine yards today, even helped out at school putting away fucking books sorting the readers in the reader room. For 2 and a half HOURS. Boo better get the teacher I want next year or I [...]

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No blood, no tears, little bit o’ bitchin’

The party is over.
One more to go, but six days to recover.
Boo had a wonderful time. The kids were well behaved. A couple I wanted to strangle. A couple I want to adopt. 10 kids didn’t show, 6 had tummy bugs and their parents called to apologise -WOW – one [...]

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To Boo on your 9th birthday

Some would say why bother writing a letter to Boo, he isn’t going to read it and if he does he won’t understand. I say, I was told this boy wouldn’t do any of the things he has achieved, who knows what the future holds. And if he is 40 when he reads [...]

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To Moo on your 16th birthday

I can’t bear it. Just the thought of you being 16 makes me all weepy.
I look at you and I see a woman. We laugh, we joke, we share. Just like girlfriends. But then you look sad and my heart breaks. You attempt to curl up in my lap and [...]

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Too is my hero!

And Moo is rather pissed off about it!
So there I was, at work.  Everything was taken from my desk.  I rang IT support and while talking to DH I was chatting to him on IM.  That feral mum from school bugging me to use the phone while her snotty nosed kid was wiping her boogers [...]

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The tiny terrorists reign of terror intensifies.

I shouldn’t have hauled my bottom off my chair and saved him from a fate worse than Mama Cass earlier. I admit my main concern was my carpet, but I saved him all the same.
And what thanks do I get? Shit and toothpaste. He has added a new one to the mix, [...]

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To Too on your 14th Birthday

My baby girl.
This time 14 years ago I was being prepped by the anesthetist ready to bring you into the world. No makeup, no nailpolish but at least my paper hat matched my gown. Daddy was nervously strutting around waiting to take his position next to me behind the curtain for when, like [...]

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