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Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus.

And he is a generous bastard.

But her his mother can’t cook turkey for shit. Dry, fucking indigestible strings of wood chip goodness. She Santa needed the reminder of why she he cooked Christmas dinner every year since she he was 19.
And has no memory of Christmas dinner as a child. Was probably [...]

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Garcon???

Today we went out to lunch.
At a restaurant that didn’t ask if you wanted fries with that. Well, they asked if we wanted garlic bread and if they didn’t the sign said that they would give it to us for free.
But it had cutlery and shit. So as restauranty as we Magneto Bolds get [...]

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Best Mummy in the whole wide world

I was a good little 50’s housewife today.
Replete with apron and self satisfied smirk.
Oh, I went the whole nine yards today, even helped out at school putting away fucking books sorting the readers in the reader room. For 2 and a half HOURS. Boo better get the teacher I want next year or I [...]

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OK, girls…. you have the power!

Photo of the shoes. On or off?
In the box or modeled?
Modeled by me or Moo. Too can’t cause she is seriously broken (at the doctors right now), Boo will eat them (or shit on them..) and DH…… well he doesn’t know about them yet.
Oh and guys, you can vote too. Don’t want [...]

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No blood, no tears, little bit o’ bitchin’

The party is over.
One more to go, but six days to recover.
Boo had a wonderful time. The kids were well behaved. A couple I wanted to strangle. A couple I want to adopt. 10 kids didn’t show, 6 had tummy bugs and their parents called to apologise -WOW – one [...]

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Moo and Boo’s birthdays

We have had a lovely couple of days. Freaking busy, but I think the kids have been happy.
Seems I scored with both kids getting them what they wanted.
And Boo didn’t ask once about his taxi and icecream freezer!
The kids have been playing outside together over the last couple of days and it has been [...]

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To Boo on your 9th birthday

Some would say why bother writing a letter to Boo, he isn’t going to read it and if he does he won’t understand. I say, I was told this boy wouldn’t do any of the things he has achieved, who knows what the future holds. And if he is 40 when he reads [...]

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To Moo on your 16th birthday

I can’t bear it. Just the thought of you being 16 makes me all weepy.
I look at you and I see a woman. We laugh, we joke, we share. Just like girlfriends. But then you look sad and my heart breaks. You attempt to curl up in my lap and [...]

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Too is my hero!

And Moo is rather pissed off about it!
So there I was, at work. Everything was taken from my desk. I rang IT support and while talking to DH I was chatting to him on IM. That feral mum from school bugging me to use the phone while her snotty nosed kid was wiping her boogers [...]

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DH is being all manly on the lounge.

There he is. Sitting watching the AFL Grand Final. Yelling at the TV like every other red blooded male in the state of Victoria and South Australia (born and raised in SA, but lived longer in Vic).
All the other males are sitting with their mates, swigging beer and swearing at the television.
DH (the [...]