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As the year draws to a close…..

……..I reflect on the year passed.
A Whoa Nelly Fuck-me-dead kinda year.
The year started badly. Really really badly.
And got steadily worse.
But I don’t want to dwell on it. I will just say that MPS is a lucky fucker that I didn’t stab him in the eye with a fork while he slept. Cause that [...]

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Isn’t it wonderful………

watching a child fall asleep?
I am sitting on the lounge, surrounded by toys and the contents of a chest of drawers, a tower of CD’s precariously perched on the side of the TV cabinet. The laptop in front of me, my legs swung over the side, some crap on the TV, the disco [...]

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Overheard in Magneto Bold Land

Cause it so is a land. Shuddup. It is too. We have our own currency and everything…. shoes, coffee and chocoate. Just like the Inca, but with clothes and bedding and shit.
******
Boo: Get me a blanket I need to do a poo. – paper or blanket….. we know the answer.
******
Me: [...]

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Eventful day

Today I unearthed 17 boxes of Christmas decorations from the pits of hell the garage, lost a child, tried to saw the end off a Christmas tree with a butter knife stupid freaking blunt hand saw, found said child and kicked her arse gave her a stern talking to and then kicked her arse, revealed [...]

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Garcon???

Today we went out to lunch.
At a restaurant that didn’t ask if you wanted fries with that. Well, they asked if we wanted garlic bread and if they didn’t the sign said that they would give it to us for free.
But it had cutlery and shit. So as restauranty as we Magneto Bolds get [...]

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Introducing our latest edition to the family….

 

Amy.
Yeah, I know.  But Boo looked at me, melted my heart and then decreed the bunny was to be called Amy.
Bastard.  He knows how to melt my heart.
So Amy it is.  And it suits her.  Although it is so mainstream, so middle of the road, so normal. It works.
Freaky family with a  mainstream bunneh.  I [...]

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Too is my hero!

And Moo is rather pissed off about it!
So there I was, at work.  Everything was taken from my desk.  I rang IT support and while talking to DH I was chatting to him on IM.  That feral mum from school bugging me to use the phone while her snotty nosed kid was wiping her boogers [...]

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Bitsa Boo

Boo has been a crack up lately and here are a few snippets….. remembering that this kid had ‘no functional language’ 4 years ago.
In the car, I am singing along with a Pink CD. The song is ‘Nobody Knows’
Boo, turning down the music: ‘Mum stop being so morbid, sing something with a little [...]

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Shoes Shoes Everywhere!

Every-freakin-where I look there are shoes.
Open the paper, shoes.
Turn on the TV, my favourite shoe boutique is calling me, the summer range is in!
Open my wardrobe….. yeah.
Boo’s shoes are in the lounge room, DH (negative form) in the hall.
What were the girls fighting about this sunny morning.
Shoes. Too turns to me. ‘Can I wear [...]

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Another toy recall from China

My girlfriend A, sent me this today. I was bitching about all the toy recalls because of lead. She thought Boo might like to have a go at this one. Oh I laughed until I stopped. Biatch. In the nicest possible way of course….
I have a chewer. [...]

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