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because I am a rebel: A back to school post.

As I drove home.  Finally able to turn up the radio and not sit in silence… I didn’t miss him. As I went to the supermarket for coffee without someone wanting me to buy ALL OF THE THINGS… I didn’t miss him. As I finally gave the floor a decent mop without the fear of [...]

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You know what? It is so not fucking OK. OK?

So I am just going to let it all hang out.  A stream of consciousness or not so consciousness, a word vomit as I let my fingers fly across the keyboard and grammar and spelling be motherfucking damned cause I am so over this. It is NOT OK to spew your venom on someone else, [...]

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eat yo greens.

  I fucking hate salad. Except for Caesar salad or as I call it fat girls salad, cause what is not to love about carbs and bacon in creamy dressing with a side of green. I think my deep hatred for salad stems from my mothers inability to cook ANYTHING and her idea of salad [...]

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The REAL cost of smoking.

I have never done a sponsored post before. I am not that sort of blogger.  (In the words of Seinfeld, ‘not that there is anything wrong with that’) It’s just that nothing has ever appealed to me.  Fit the tone of this blog. Heh. I had this post in my head for a few months [...]

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I get by with a little help from my biatches: Part I lost count.

I am having a moment.  Or a series of moments.  Or an epic fucktonne of moments.  So I have a few of my biatches posting for me for a little while… I mean COME ON you saw the last post. I will save you from more of that. You are totally welcome. Today my saviour [...]

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It’s dark.

It seems we skipped right over Autumn and the grey cold skies of Winter have descended. Along with that, a sense of foreboding. I have had this feeling before, the feeling of ‘hey, things don’t seem to be so bad right now… good things are happening! Something doesn’t feel right’ And then the universe, who [...]

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Broken – again…

My blog. My mind. Everything. I am posting this from some quickpress thing in the dashboard as it is the only access I have. Everything else ‘you don’t have sufficient permissions’. The fuckers have got me good. Defecating in every corner and locking me out. At a time where I am struggling to hold it [...]

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Mr. Brightside.

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That was what was on the radio as I drove to the hospital. Of course the roads were full of fuckers driving slow in the fast lane. And it was raining. OBVIOUSLY. Ten minutes before I was whining to MPS that I had so much to do and couldn’t decide what to tackle first. Christmas [...]

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Dancing in pee soaked carpet is like totally the shizzle.

People used to tell me that I had a humour blog. Every now and then I would pepper my rantings and OMG HOW FUCKING AWESOME AM I?!?! with a few serious posts.  And you would be all ‘WHAT THE FUCKITY FUCK?  That was unexpected.’ And now, I fear, that you will come here and if [...]

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Pound.

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That is all I can hear. A pound pound pounding in my ears. I can feel my heart beat. I sit, perfectly still and try and see if I can see my heart pounding out of my chest. And I am surprised to find that I cannot. I feel it in my head.  My eyes.  [...]

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