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Bitches are on the internet too.

{source} In high school I was one of those girls that everyone knew. Not one of the ‘popular’ girls, fuck everyone HATED those bitches, but one of those chicks that you would be all ‘hey, how ya doin’ as you passed me in the hall or coming out of the stall in the girls bathroom. [...]

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Do you want Emo or pictures of a baby elephant frolicking at the beach?

Yeah. Me too. The last one cracks me the fuck up. Edited to add: No, I didn’t go to the beach. Edited the edited to add: No, it is not about you. Well maybe a little bit about you… and a whole fucking truck load about YOU. Edited the edited edited to add: Seriously, if [...]

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my week in pictures. Someone elses awesome pictures but they represent my week all the same.

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And some days the only thing to do is hide in your bed.

You know when you wake up in the morning and your head is all ‘nope, not a good idea’ but you get up anyway and put on a pretty orange flowy skirt and cute turquoise shoes and try to ignore the voice in your head and the head in the mirror that now sports BLACK [...]

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I should have taken the fact that we tried to watch It’s A Wonderful Life FOUR times and each time it fucked up before we got past all the bad shit that happened to George as a motherfucking omen.

Like for serious. FOUR times and each time the player fucked up or the copy was corrupted or the FUCKING PLANET WAS MISALIGNED or some shit and the fucking thing died. We never got to the point of the movie which was even though the universe and the world is fucking you over, at least [...]

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THAT person.

I can see it in their eyes. They look at me differently now. Instead of an ally we are now on different sides. Huddled in our bunkers, protecting our own. At war. A war I didn’t start but I must keep going aiming all of my firepower in their direction. I know that some of [...]

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Shit meet fan. Bring an umbrella.

So last time I whined I was all ‘woe is me my work fucking sucks and I hate them all and I wish I never had to go back’ And the universe was hiding behind the curtains cackling its fucking head off. Cause it seems that a solution has been reached. But in the worst [...]

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I cried at work today.

Thrice. Out of pure frustration. Frustration at myself, because I know this work it is just my stupid fucking brain that won’t catch up. Frustration at my boss because he just won’t cut me a break. Frustration at the self important fucking mole that has decided that she will not speak to me because of [...]

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So now I just need to discover that MPS is my cousin, buy some Crocs and my transformation is complete.

I guess I should change my name to Schapelle now and getz me some jeggin’s. Check it. Back windscreen held together with CONTACT AND DUCT TAPE. A new one is going to take a while to get here. Invitations to the hoe down are in the mail. Fuck. Rate this post biatches.Awesome (0) Fabulous (0) WTF (4) [...]

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whatever you do you’re fucked.

Post. Don’t post. Twitter. Don’t twitter. Fuck me dead I cannot win. Attention seeking. Not thinking of your friends who care and want to know what is going on. Boring woe is me whinger. Downer blogger. Seriously, what the fuck do you want from me? Seriously. I am asking. Cause I am clueless. Rate this [...]

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