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There seems to be a few people here on the old intertubes that have got their moist little panties in a twist that I am under the delusion that I am anonymous on the internet. Seriously. I know, I smirked a little too. And because it keeps coming up time and time again and I [...]

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An eloquent and accurate representation of my feelings at the present time.

39C again? This is fucking BULLSHIT. Expect to find me either sitting on top of the ineffective airconditioner or weeping hysterically under the shower. BULLSHIT I TELLZ YA!

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and clearly this is my fault cause I forgot I was fucking PSYCHIC.

If you have been following along on Facebook you will know that I have had a hard time sleeping lately. A combination of stress and the threat of more stress and a general dislike of any temperature above 25C. MPS is currently working on massaging the bricks I call shoulders from their current postion around [...]

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I heart my body

All over the internet women are showing pictures of themselves half naked and declaring their love for their bodies. Their breasts, calves, eyes… something about their body that they love. It is all very loving and fucking awesome and oh so very PC. Well, you know what, I don’t heart my body at all. I [...]

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Pinterest Sunday Breakfast: last day of the school holidays, whose fucking bright idea was it to start Daylight Savings the day before school goes back die in a fire you arsehole Edition.

Spring forward, Fall back we are having DOUGHNUTS FOR BREAKFAST! Or as Boo calls it ‘American Breakfast’ Yesterday we drove four billion hours to visit Moo for half an episode of Toddlers and Tiaras. {translation: We drove to the city to check out Moo’s new pad and we didn’t even stay as long as it [...]

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Enough to make you weep…

Today I got these pretties in the mail from my friend Georgia. This afternoon… A couple of weeks. At least. Fuck me dead, you think I would learn that housework maims. *sob* EDITED TO ADD: Sorry guise… I shoulda kinda told you WHY I was back in RoboBoot, but I was expecting you to like [...]

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Night Off.

Once a year we get a night off. A night where we can turn the TV up as loud as we want or sit in complete silence. A night where not every. fucking. light. in the entire house has to be blazing along with every electrical appliance with a screen lest someone lose their complete [...]

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Quitting blogging

Oh woe is me: It is just too hard keeping up with the squillions of comments… Dealing with the fact that no one comments… Nobody VALIDATES ME… I am a better writer than HER and she gets all the glory… OMG I need attention TOO YOU KNOW! Blogging is taking away too much valuable time [...]

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and I haven’t killed him. Yet.

So MPS has been home for just over a week with a toothache. Eleven days to be exact. 264 hours to be exacter. Too fucking long in my face with all the moaning and breathing and talk of motherfucking pus coming out of his motherfucking abscess and OOOOOH HONEY COME HERE AND GIVE ME A KISS. [...]

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Bitches are on the internet too.

{source} In high school I was one of those girls that everyone knew. Not one of the ‘popular’ girls, fuck everyone HATED those bitches, but one of those chicks that you would be all ‘hey, how ya doin’ as you passed me in the hall or coming out of the stall in the girls bathroom. [...]

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things that piss me off

Anonymous

An eloquent and accurate representation of my feelings at the present time.

and clearly this is my fault cause I forgot I was fucking PSYCHIC.

I heart my body

Pinterest Sunday Breakfast: last day of the school holidays, whose fucking bright idea was it to start Daylight Savings the day before school goes back die in a fire you arsehole Edition.

Enough to make you weep…

Night Off.

Quitting blogging

and I haven’t killed him. Yet.

Bitches are on the internet too.

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