Stay Klassy Christmas. P.S. This is actually from a catalogue I got in the mail today. ‘Cheap as chips’ quite apt name don’t you think? P.P.S. How many bathrooms do you think this catalogue will be gracing? P.P.P.S. Ewwww.
completely unrelated to the post, but hilarious all the same… Boo’s Fathers Day card to MPS telling him to get a job. (JOJ is an in joke) Before I welcome my next awesome guest poster and then take my daughter out for lunch – with the money I saved by finding that turkey in the [...]
Funny shit. Now imagine you are in the kitchen baking five hundred cakes for a family get together and your 20 year old daughter walks into the kitchen and shows that to you on her phone. Still funny shit. Now imagine you are in the kitchen covered in flour cause you are baking cakes for [...]
So I went to the beautician today to get my eyebrows done because I am lazy and blind and lacking depth perception and there are only so many times that you poke yourself in the eye with sharp tweezers or pluck a hole in the middle before you cry uncle and slap down the 12 [...]
Every day she waits for me. Ironically, this woman – I am assuming mother of a student but she only talks of her 23 year old – waits outside the office where I collect Boo from the mainstream school. I say ironically as she has from what I can gather, for want of a better term, [...]
Email exchange with MPS yesterday at work: Happy Valentines Day! Yeah, ta, you too (that is me, I am like SO ROMANTICAL AND STUFF MOTHERBITCHES) Hey guess what? Moo might be coming home tomorrow for a visit! This is like the BEST WEEK EVER, HUZZAH! {this is the abridged version of the exchange. There were [...]
Today is the first day of school holidays. It was also -3 when I left for work. And probably less when I dropped MPS off at the bus stop without a jacket. What? I am not his fucking mother. Pretty much the entire car park was covered in fog as I carefully made my way [...]
Well it was the first day back at the salt mines office. Relatively painless, as work days go. Most of the fuckknuckles were still on holidays, managed to complete what I needed without having to actually speak to anyone on the phone, amusing IM conversations, went for a slow hobble to the coffee shop for [...]
The Damn Emos have been home for like months already, but today Boo finished school for the year. I dropped him off this morning all wide eyed and confused cause the new teacher had already moved his shit into the classroom, so of course Boo was all What. The. Fuck. His aide and I took [...]