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Adventures in babysitting

I was a good babysitter. I didn’t get much of a chance to hone my mad skillz, unless you count the freakshow that used to live next door to us when we lived in the city who gave birth, asked us to help her name her child and then dumped her on our doorstep for [...]

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Hi, how are you?

What is with people? I mean really. Fuck me dead they irritate me. When you pass someone in the hall and say ‘Hi how are ya!’ it is meant as a greeting. Not a fucking invitation to dump all your sorry arsed woes on my fabulously shoed self. Imagine me, at work, fabulously fabulousing. I [...]

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Do. Not. Want.

Today I was at the local shopping centre. Mall for you non-Aussies. Wandering around with my Boo, clutching coffee for me and juice for the tiny terrorist. A lovely way to kill time till we had to go and pick up Moo and Too from the train station and ferry Too to Karate. I was [...]

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Help Help I’m melting!

Well it is eleventy hundred degrees. And I am cranky as shit cause of the sweaty breasticles thing. But I am melting in another way. Ding Dong the witch is dead kinda melting. I have lost my biatch on heels factor. Cause I am not able to wear said heels. I usually strut around the [...]

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Give up your seat on the bus for the old lady.

It’s official. I am old. I am an old person. Need to start shopping in the old ladies underwear section. Big, brown, neck to knee babies. * The other day I paid for the pain of a zygote ripping the hair out of my eyebrows. I inquired whether I need to have my lady [...]

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It’s all about you…

But really it is all about me. So before I start with the linky lovin’ I will tell you a tale. A tale about the poor fucker that came to my door a little while ago…… I smelt him before he even got to the door. Swimming in cheap cologne, the medallion around his neck [...]

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No you CAN NOT have an Easter freaking Egg.

Fuck me dead. (he he he, that’ll go down well with my new p0rn status, hey Mountainmama? ) The tiny terrorist was with me shopping today. And they were putting out the Easter Eggs. On a stinking hot January day. Easter-fucking-EGGS! The kid was begging for one. Well, 1. you can’t eat dairy and those [...]

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Could we have a minutes silence please…….

For the bathroom Christmas tree. *sob* The inmates have revolted. And pissed me off royally. They are all like ‘Ew I don’t want it scratching me’ and ‘I am sitting on it’ and shit. Well I suppose the shit is a fair point, but the smell would be masked by the pine freshness. And people [...]

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Hmmmm

I went to a blog today. Not a blog that I would normally frequent, but the person commented here so I wandered on over. I remembered that I commented on a previous post and thought I would see if there was a reply. And my comment was not there. I know I commented. The blogger [...]