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teletubbies are from the devil

Night Off.

Once a year we get a night off. A night where we can turn the TV up as loud as we want or sit in complete silence. A night where not every. fucking. light. in the entire house has to be blazing along with every electrical appliance with a screen lest someone lose their complete [...]

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I am choosing to see Feb 29 as a free day. A day where magical and wondrous things happen, but also extraordinary things because today is an extraordinary day. An extra day if you will.

{ironic source} Don’t worry I will come crashing back to earth by tomorrow. Or dinner time. But right now I am choosing to believe extraordinary things are about to happen because of this extra day. Come join me in DelusionTown where the weather is exactly how you like it and the cookies are always semi sweet choc [...]

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First person shooter.

Boo found a game online – Counterstrike – that has ‘skins’ to turn the shooters into Teletubbies. My boys most favourite thing in the world. {I even have a whole fucking blog category devoted to his devotion} So now he is all into the first person shooter games and wanders around wrapped in a shit covered [...]

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Age appropriate versus happy as fuck.

As you all should know – as good little stalkers – Boo is a five foot ten 4 year old. With an IQ the size of a planet. NAME THAT MARTIAN! Currently he is making an AWESOME movie trailer. For a movie he is making starring Kevin Bacon The Teletubbies Movie. So you see my [...]

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Found on Boo’s computer.

What the hell? I always knew that Laa Laa was a freaky one… Boo turns everything into a Teletubbies movie. First there was the Teenage Mutant Ninja Teletubbies (click here to see the awesome pic he did in powerpoint), then there was Resident Evil Teletubbies Madness – complete with zombie Tubbies and now he is [...]

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Sleep deprivation + Heat exhaustion = Wardrobe malfunction.

Not to the extreme of little o’ Ms Jackson, but enough to flame my cheeks people. Lets start at the start, where all good stories of humiliation and embarrassment, well, start. Boo is on night whatever of Sleep is An Optional Extra. All night dance raves happenin’, complete with this: Oh yes my lovelies, he [...]

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Yeah BABY!!!

So this is what greeted DH when he got home tonight. Cause now DH is a fully fledged geek. His midlife meltdown is over and he is now an IT professional. On Thursday he went to do some work experience at a large IT company. He was there for 3 hours when he was offered [...]

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Shit and toothpaste.

And now add mud to the mix. Mmmmm tasty. I actually slept all night. I awoke this morning to the dulcet tones of my Boo singing. That could only mean one thing. He is up, alone……. And shit and toothpaste. I lumbered out of bed to survey the damage. Boo is no where to be [...]

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The continual education of moi.

This week I have learnt a lot of things. I have learnt (from Erin!) that the more water you drink the more your stuffed up nose will run…… down the back of your throat causing spazzaming choking coughing attacks at 3am. Causing you to vomit in the hallway. I have learnt that said spazzaming choking [...]

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Boo is sick :(

And he must be really ill cause he is asleep on the lounge. Without a nappy which is a bit of a worry, hope he doesn’t wet the lounge! In the photo you can see his teletubbies on the TV cabinet (they were dressed up at Teenage Mutant Ninja Teletubbies but he has decided that [...]

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teletubbies are from the devil

Night Off.

I am choosing to see Feb 29 as a free day. A day where magical and wondrous things happen, but also extraordinary things because today is an extraordinary day. An extra day if you will.

First person shooter.

Age appropriate versus happy as fuck.

Found on Boo’s computer.

Sleep deprivation + Heat exhaustion = Wardrobe malfunction.

Yeah BABY!!!

Shit and toothpaste.

The continual education of moi.

Boo is sick :(

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