serious shit

Carefully timing my breakdown.

Shit is real people. Like really fucking real. Like so real that your 3D glasses will fly off your damn face and you will be all ‘shit is all kinds of REAL UP IN HERE MOTHERFUCKER!’ One lawyer has been employed for one issue. And the police are involved. Don’t panic, we are the good [...]

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Giving in but not giving up.

Today I bought fat clothes. For weeks I have been determined to squeeze into my clothes and as a result I have been beyond miserable. My skin hurts. I am uncomfortable. My hands, feet and face are swollen.  Apparently this fluid retention is medication induced. It hurts to smile. Almost 20 kilos of extra fat [...]

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The REAL cost of smoking.

I have never done a sponsored post before. I am not that sort of blogger.  (In the words of Seinfeld, ‘not that there is anything wrong with that’) It’s just that nothing has ever appealed to me.  Fit the tone of this blog. Heh. I had this post in my head for a few months [...]

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Talk and then talk some more. Dammit.

  Today MPS’s brother was finally laid to rest. Almost two weeks since he passed, friends and family from all over the country descended on an unfurnished 2 room flat near where he lived to celebrate his life. I, on the other hand, sat and fretted at work a state away hoping that Moo and [...]

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OK, you know… I totally call uncle or what ever it is when you just give the fuck up.

So I started back at work and it sucked. And I didn’t get paid because my leave was not approved because my boss is a heartless mole. And my body is doing weird shit. And someone pulled a hoax on us that very nearly landed me in the stroke ward/looney bin. And I had to [...]

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I know what you did.

And now you know that I know that you know that I know that you did that thing that I now know you know that I know you did.   Rate this post biatches.Awesome (3) Fabulous (0) WTF (3) Day-um (0) Suckage (0)

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This pretty much sums it up.

yeah. I am working through some shit. I am putting the pieces together. Some things are going to be hard.  So. Fucking. Hard. But for the good of everyone else they must be done. I can’t live like this any more. I WILL NOT live like this any more. It is not fair on anyone. [...]

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Hoping for happy.

When I first saw this image I saved it for a ‘woe is me’ post. I saw it as sadness.  Rain.  Looking up and saying WHY THE FUCK ME? Today has been a bad day.  It COULD be worse, oh I get that, but today is A Bad Day. So bad that I saw my [...]

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You just don’t get it. You know what? Neither do I.

I was in the optometrist. Looking at designer sunglasses, spending the generous gift voucher The Golden Child gave me for my birthday months and months ago. I don’t know how it came up, but I found myself in the uncomfortable situation where I had to explain that I had a brain fart. I stuttered and [...]

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I am listening now.

I moved out of my parents home and within seconds of walking out the door I was pregnant. That is OK, I said to myself, being a young mum is fine… I will raise my babies to teenagerhood and then I will ROCK my thirties. And then my thirties came and so did Autism and [...]

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