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The life I planned.

When I was 16 I had my life all mapped out. I would become a naturopath, own an empire of health food stores and dabble in a little psychology on the side. Then I would marry some rich dude and settle down and have a tribe of kids with a heap of nannies and keep [...]

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Sometimes a reminder that your words can have an impact can make you cry like a big fat baby.

The majority of the emails/messages I get from readers of this here blog, are to express their extreme displeasure with basically anything and everything about my existence. Once, way back in the dark ages, I had an entire hate site dedicated to me and a couple of my friends. I will never look at Purple [...]

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Guillotine.

We are standing the spare room, the room that used to be ours before we moved to a better one when teh Damn Emos flew the coop. A room that is essentially now a dressing room/clothes drying/don’t know where to put this shit but it is too good to put in the garage with all [...]

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When a woman sexually harasses a man. It is totally not like your teenage fantasy.

Those of you that have been around for a while will know that a few years back MPS decided on a career change and went back to school. To study IT.  Not IT as in the euphemism, IT as in Information Technology AKA the dude you call when your computer fucks up and they ask [...]

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the 4am call

I was having a lovely dream, the details are not important nor even remembered, but once my conscious brain realised that incessant ringing noise was actually the telephone I metaphorically shit my self. Cause no good can come from a 4am call. My first thought was one of my girls were hurt. The mother of adult kids biggest fear. It was [...]

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Gay, straight, why do you give a shit?

When I first met MPS, my mother tried to convince me to move in with him. ‘You would make such beautiful babies… it is such a pity’ MOTY, you see, believed that MPS was gay. Less than a year later when we had created the first of THREE beautiful babies, she conceded she was wrong. Growing up [...]

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I heart my body

All over the internet women are showing pictures of themselves half naked and declaring their love for their bodies. Their breasts, calves, eyes… something about their body that they love. It is all very loving and fucking awesome and oh so very PC. Well, you know what, I don’t heart my body at all. I [...]

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Inflatable

My Future Husband, Adam Hills, tells a joke at the end of his show about an inflatable boy who takes a pin to his inflatable school. The punch line is ‘You’ve let me down, you’ve let yourself down, you’ve let the whole school down’ And that is how I am feeling today. Like an inflatable boy brandishing a [...]

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my first mammogram

  So it came to pass that I reached an age where I could score myself a mammogram for free. Needless to say I was GIDDY with delight and chucked in a pap test for shits and giggles. Sitting in the waiting room with the TV turned to a telemovie about some woman dying of [...]

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two

It took me an hour to find this image. Even more to write this post. I have lost my words. Two years today since the start of The Big Bad Thing. Two years. And every damn day it destroys me all over again and in different mind blowing ways. Two fucking years. When will it [...]

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