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Out, OUT damn Chocolate.

I have to go all Lady MacBeth on my ever expanding arse. The chocolate in the fridge is calling me. Serenading me. Tantalizing me with its sweet chocolately goodness. It’s silky rich texture. Delicately caressing the inside of my mouth with it’s sweet velvety smoothness. Melting slowly on my tongue as I gently suck on [...]

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Weepy.

I am all weepy and sooky girly today. No reason. Just wanna cry. Got to work this morning and S asked me what I have done with my hair today. It looks different, says he. I take that as: ‘What the fuck is going on with that rats nest on your head woman! You are [...]

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Sexy is a state of mind.

It is an attitude. I had a conversation with some work mates today. We were talking about New Years Resolutions. ALL of the women wanted to lose weight.  Big, small, round, petite.  ALL of them had resolved to lose weight this year. The guys wanted to do stupid shit.  But they are guys, so we [...]

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As the year draws to a close…..

……..I reflect on the year passed. A Whoa Nelly Fuck-me-dead kinda year. The year started badly. Really really badly. And got steadily worse. But I don’t want to dwell on it. I will just say that MPS is a lucky fucker that I didn’t stab him in the eye with a fork while he slept. [...]

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Alright…. what the fuck is that!?

So I was in the shower this morning defurring. And cleaning the shower.  And deep conditioning my hair. All at the same time. Cause I am a woman and I can multi task  like that. And I saw this: What the fuck?  Yeah, it is a shocking photo but 1. I really didn’t want to [...]

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You have been waiting.

I know you have been waiting for the update on last night. I see it in my stats. Peeps popping in to see if there is an update. Well guess what!? Nothing happened. The freaks didn’t show up. Sure, they were around, hiding in their bushes and peeking out their windows, but apparently unless you [...]

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Tonight I meet my neighbours…..

You know them….. previously seen in such posts as: Letter to my neighbours…. and Bugger off will ya? If you have not read these posts before, click on them to catch up. It’s OK, we will wait…….. A few weeks ago a strange looking couple came to my door. It was 8pm, a bit late [...]

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Why it pays to have a ‘thing going on’ with your boss.

or so the gossip mongers say. And we play along, cause we are shit stirrers like that. If they knew me well they would know that S is not, um, manly, enough for me *snigger* and we were friends looooong before he was my boss.  And he adores his wife. We regularly have bitch sessions, [...]

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Tonight

Moo and Too are staying at my parents. Boo has been sleeping through the night. He is tired. There is wine. Bugger Movember. Mummy needs a new coffee machine. *snigger* Rate this post biatches.Awesome (0) Fabulous (0) WTF (0) Day-um (0) Suckage (0)

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I’m a happy girl.

Today it is cool. I am sitting here in long pants. Had to close the windows cause I was getting chilly. The last 3 days are a hazy blur of sweaty breasticles, whinging and cold showers. Now I am happy. The kids had the day off today due to the teachers strike and spent the [...]

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