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ramblings

As the year draws to a close…..

……..I reflect on the year passed.
A Whoa Nelly Fuck-me-dead kinda year.
The year started badly. Really really badly.
And got steadily worse.
But I don’t want to dwell on it. I will just say that MPS is a lucky fucker that I didn’t stab him in the eye with a fork while he slept. Cause that [...]

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Alright…. what the fuck is that!?

So I was in the shower this morning defurring.
And cleaning the shower. And deep conditioning my hair. All at the same time. Cause I am a woman and I can multi task like that.
And I saw this:

What the fuck? Yeah, it is a shocking photo but 1. I really didn’t want to look. 2. Boo [...]

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You have been waiting.

I know you have been waiting for the update on last night.
I see it in my stats. Peeps popping in to see if there is an update.
Well guess what!?
Nothing happened.
The freaks didn’t show up.
Sure, they were around, hiding in their bushes and peeking out their windows, but apparently unless you are in your garden [...]

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Tonight I meet my neighbours…..

You know them….. previously seen in such posts as:
Letter to my neighbours….
and
Bugger off will ya?
If you have not read these posts before, click on them to catch up.
It’s OK, we will wait……..
A few weeks ago a strange looking couple came to my door. It was 8pm, a bit late for the Jehovahs Witness suits, [...]

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Why it pays to have a ‘thing going on’ with your boss.

or so the gossip mongers say. And we play along, cause we are shit stirrers like that.
If they knew me well they would know that S is not, um, manly, enough for me *snigger* and we were friends looooong before he was my boss. And he adores his wife.
We regularly have bitch sessions, compare [...]

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Tonight

Moo and Too are staying at my parents.
Boo has been sleeping through the night.
He is tired.
There is wine.
Bugger Movember.
Mummy needs a new coffee machine.
*snigger*

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I’m a happy girl.

Today it is cool. I am sitting here in long pants. Had to close the windows cause I was getting chilly. The last 3 days are a hazy blur of sweaty breasticles, whinging and cold showers.
Now I am happy.
The kids had the day off today due to the teachers strike and spent [...]

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Oh Sebastian, how I love you.

But now so does everyone else.
Sebastian is my hairdresser. I have been seeing him for years. Before everyone else discovered his wonders of the scissors.
I rang today to make an appointment. My hair is too long, too thick, too annoying, too blah. I am sick of trying to put it up [...]

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OK, girls…. you have the power!

Photo of the shoes. On or off?
In the box or modeled?
Modeled by me or Moo. Too can’t cause she is seriously broken (at the doctors right now), Boo will eat them (or shit on them..) and DH…… well he doesn’t know about them yet.
Oh and guys, you can vote too. Don’t want [...]

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It’s 10pm

All is quiet in the Magneto bold house. Well as quiet as it gets ’round here anyway.
I am staring at the page and panicking.
I got nuffin. Really. I have to post something cause it is NoBloPoMo and if I don’t post everyday the NBPM police will come and haul my arse away. I committed to [...]