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Par-tay!

Fuck me dead that last post was depressing.
There is a reason why the past is the fucking PAST isn’t there?
Anyway it is my birthday and lets celebrate! I have chucked sooky la la depressing Kelley in the corner with her letters and a block of chocolate and we shouldn’t hear from her for a [...]

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What I am giving up for Lent.

Apparently it is Lent. And people give shit up for Lent.
Isn’t that the whole point of Pancake Tuesday? You know using up the good stuff so you can lose a few kilos before gorging on chocolate that the bunny brings you can like, suffer. Like a good Catholic or somesuch.
Hang on [...]

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So what is it you do when you are not cleaning shit and toothpaste off the walls?

I work in an office.
Not gunna say what kind of office cause some freak might make me have to break out the terrorism/bomb threat leaflet that is supposed to be next to the phone but is somewhere in the bottom of the shredder somewhere…
Apparently some brainiac consultant feels it necessary for the first question to [...]

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Something to ponder….

I am not hungry.
Like seriously Not. Hungry.
I have dinner sitting here next to me and the thought of eating is making me feel, well, meh.
I barely ate anything last night for dinner. And that was the last time I ate anything.
No hunger pangs. No feeling woozy and sick from lack of food.
Just meh.
Today [...]

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Out, OUT damn Chocolate.

I have to go all Lady MacBeth on my ever expanding arse.
The chocolate in the fridge is calling me. Serenading me. Tantalizing me with its sweet chocolately goodness. It’s silky rich texture. Delicately caressing the inside of my mouth with it’s sweet velvety smoothness.
Melting slowly on my tongue as I gently suck [...]

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Weepy.

I am all weepy and sooky girly today.
No reason.
Just wanna cry.
Got to work this morning and S asked me what I have done with my hair today. It looks different, says he.
I take that as: ‘What the fuck is going on with that rats nest on your head woman! You are in [...]

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Sexy is a state of mind.

It is an attitude.
I had a conversation with some work mates today.
We were talking about New Years Resolutions.
ALL of the women wanted to lose weight.  Big, small, round, petite.  ALL of them had resolved to lose weight this year.
The guys wanted to do stupid shit.  But they are guys, so we belittled them and then [...]

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As the year draws to a close…..

……..I reflect on the year passed.
A Whoa Nelly Fuck-me-dead kinda year.
The year started badly. Really really badly.
And got steadily worse.
But I don’t want to dwell on it. I will just say that MPS is a lucky fucker that I didn’t stab him in the eye with a fork while he slept. Cause that [...]

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Alright…. what the fuck is that!?

So I was in the shower this morning defurring.
And cleaning the shower.  And deep conditioning my hair. All at the same time. Cause I am a woman and I can multi task  like that.
And I saw this:

What the fuck?  Yeah, it is a shocking photo but 1. I really didn’t want to look. 2. Boo [...]

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You have been waiting.

I know you have been waiting for the update on last night.
I see it in my stats. Peeps popping in to see if there is an update.
Well guess what!?
Nothing happened.
The freaks didn’t show up.
Sure, they were around, hiding in their bushes and peeking out their windows, but apparently unless you are in your garden [...]

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