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I thought I was hardcore. Turns out I am just a really fucking slow learner

Last night I was feeling all domestic and civilized and grown up and shit, so while I was making a FABULOUS dinner of deliciousness I cracked open a bottle of wine. At 5pm. I NEVER do that. Wine is to be savored AFTER dinner and as a prelude to mummy and daddy time* not during [...]

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Turkish Delight cake – Birthday Week Continues: Happy Birthday Daddy!

So yesterday, while my laptop was ticking away, I was baking my Daddy a birthday cake. A dark chocolate Chiffon cake with rosewater icing to be exact. recipe here That shit is da bomb. Even me, the eternal cake hater, ate a slice. I know, right? You need to go and make it immediately. Even [...]

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Day of the Dad.

So it is like FATHERS DAY and apparently even though he is not my father (but is potentially old enough to actually BE my father) I have to do shit for the dude that deposited his seed in my womb while I was totally not looking. On Friday I bought him a toolbox. And made [...]

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Something. Something. Whatever. Fuck.

That is my ‘bio’ of sorts on Twitter. It kinda sums up my title for this post cause I can’t think of anything but I want to say something but it is nothing really… so…Something. Something. Whatever. Fuck. Anywhoo. School is back and I found Boo crying in the bathroom yesterday saying he wants to [...]

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Roll with it

It is so quiet. I can hear the fridge running and the gurgling of my stomach. It’s the first day back at school after winter holidays which are always a bitch no matter how you slice it. Especially when you have had Man Flu for most of it. The first few days back to school [...]

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Hairy.

{fucking hilarious tumblr} So I have been blissfully wearing my long maxi skirts and jeans and leggings not as pants but something to cover up the blinding whiteness of my legs in contrast to mah new boots… which are awesome thankssomuchforasking … and I haven’t really been taking much notice of the fact that it [...]

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It’s all good. Fine. Just fine.

It’s fine. It’s hormonal. It’s nothing. It’s May. It is a myriad of things tied up in a big black bow of whatever. It’s the begging and the pleading. It’s the ‘no, it’s all good I will fix it’s And the ‘I’m OK’s and the plastered smile that doesn’t make it to my eyes. It’s [...]

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The internet needs to buy me a house. Single story with a wrap around porch. Double story only if there is a secret escape hatch from the murderers.

{source} Over the years I have unsubcribed from a lot of blogs. Some were just plain boring. Some were annoying. Some made me want to rip out the bloggers throat via their anus. Which is pronounced A-Noos in my head. Bloggers as a whole have pretty fucked up lives. Hell, that is why we are [...]

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I won the lottery! And other random awesome.

HUZZAH! So I went out and spent it ALL ON ME and bought a latte and a banana. Cause I am selfish like that Now onto the awesome: Suri’s Burn Book. {thanks Kim for the heads up} O.M.G. you guys! This one… I can’t believe a wealthy person paid money for those shorts. ‘Everyone knows [...]

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How to make Lego Gummies. And be awesome. The awesomeness is a side effect of making the gummies. Like osmosis or something*

Alternative title that won’t show up on your commentluv and blogrolls and in glaring letters while your boss wanders past: IT IS ANOTHER MOTHERFUCKING TUTORIAL BIATCHES – Lego Gummies edition.** Don’t blame me, blame those crazy twitter people that saw the picture I Instagramed (it is so a word) and went all batshit crazy wanting [...]

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proof yet again that I shouldn’t be allowed on the internet unsupervised

I thought I was hardcore. Turns out I am just a really fucking slow learner

Turkish Delight cake – Birthday Week Continues: Happy Birthday Daddy!

Day of the Dad.

Something. Something. Whatever. Fuck.

Roll with it

Hairy.

It’s all good. Fine. Just fine.

The internet needs to buy me a house. Single story with a wrap around porch. Double story only if there is a secret escape hatch from the murderers.

I won the lottery! And other random awesome.

How to make Lego Gummies. And be awesome. The awesomeness is a side effect of making the gummies. Like osmosis or something*

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