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posts that are really messages to my husband

Something exciting and secret for previous occupants of my womb and the dude the drools on my pillow

Well hello there family, I have lured you here with my devious title promising something for YOU to talk about ME. Mothers Day specifically. If we cast our minds back we will remember that due to ‘issues’ and ‘circumstances’ Mothers Day last year was postponed. And we all went on our merry way and celebrated [...]

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I am not suspicious or jealous or anything. Honestly…

So my husband changed his Facebook picture from a current one to this: Taken some time in the Jurassic Period because my husband is old and I was a child bride. {this is NOT HELPING YOUR CASE KELLEY} Normally I would not have a problem with his delusions, and to be perfectly honest I have [...]

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My neurologist tells me I need a holiday.

Today was a long day. The kinda day where I think long cat has got nothing on me. Long day was looooooooong. I woke this morning after the most vivid fucking dreams of murderers and evil doers being all evil and shit on my arse and dragged said arse to work wearing jeans and flat [...]