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oh the horror

So now I just need to discover that MPS is my cousin, buy some Crocs and my transformation is complete.

I guess I should change my name to Schapelle now and getz me some jeggin’s. Check it. Back windscreen held together with CONTACT AND DUCT TAPE. A new one is going to take a while to get here. Invitations to the hoe down are in the mail. Fuck. Rate this post biatches.Awesome (0) Fabulous (0) WTF (4) [...]

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Remember how Boo liked to use my toothbrush as an anal cleansing instrument? I say USED TO because we are all in agreement that he doesn’t do that any more. Right? Excuse me while I go and wash my mouth out with bleach. Again.

Alternative title: Now I know why I hate celery. Alternative Alternative title: WHAT THE FUCK? To truly appreciate the FULL HORROR of this – oh yes, it will be worse trust me you NEED the back story – read this and this. It is OK, I will wait. I am gargling bleach. {source} Ribbed for [...]