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moments in mothering

Moo is a princess.

And has TWENTY tiara’s to prove it. Yes, my lovelies, we found 20 tiara’s stashed in that hell hole. This morning I was woken by Boo telling me that it is the 19th day of April. ‘What the fuck to I care? Really Boo? That is nice, now mummy needs more sleep’ ‘Yes. Today we [...]

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The biatch is going DOWN!

I love my daughter. She is a gorgeous, funny, sassy 16 year old chick. But fuck me dead she is a dirty slob. Tomorrow her new bed arrives. A bed that MOTY bought her. A bed she picked that is PERFECT and GORGEOUS and TO DIE FOR. A. Two. Thousand. Dollar. Bed. I don’t think [...]

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Childs Play.

I was standing at the sink, contemplating my navel scrubbing crusted weet-bix off a bowl that ‘Mr Nobody’ mysteriously placed in the sink, when 2 soft arms wrapped around my waist. ‘Play with me Mummy’ ‘Soon, Boo, I just need to finish these dishes’ He wandered off. Seconds later, the arms snaked around my waist [...]

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Um, excuse me, what just happened here?

I think I just gave my 16 year old permission to smoke weed. The wacky tobacky. Shit, hash, ganga, spliff…. call it what you will. I think I just gave my kid the OK. The conversation started off innocently enough. Moo came in while I was on the computer, assumed the position as decreed in [...]