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Nah Blo Me

Those of us that have been around a while are shaking in our boots at the end of October. Not because it is Birthday Week and Kelley becomes a terrifying version of Martha Stewart. Not because of All Hallows Eve and 12 year olds of all ages dress like prostitutes and come to our doors [...]

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Hugging hundreds of excited women is good for the soul but detrimental to your health.

I am sick. So fucking sick. I never get sick.  Well I get exotic diseases and sports injuries but I never catch lurgies. But it seems that I picked me up some at AusBlogCon. Reading all the wonderful posts about the conference, there seemed to be a common theme ‘I was sick for the week [...]

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I be slaying them thar dragons.

And they are firey little fuckers too. I am assembling an army. You in? I can do with all the help I can get. {once I have managed to disembowel and fashion a pinata outta their innards I will share some of the preparations for the PARTIES OF AWESOME in 11 days.  Yes.  I did [...]

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Before I launch another Emo post about me being Emo here is a post where I whine and then demand you bask in my awesomeness and then send you elsewhere

Today I have taken a mental health day. A day where I can be as maudlin and sooky as I like and eat that Easter egg that is as big as my head. And then walk around the house with a big ol’ garbage bag and chuck out everything that has accumulated over the school [...]

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…and when he stops vomiting I am gunna get him to pick the lottery numbers

I rarely get time alone nowdays. Snippets of time, here and there to get my own personal freak on.  Sans pants. Today I PAID Moo to fuck the fuck off and she chose to go to her boyfriends house in the city.  Let’s not think too deeply about that. Did a little shopping and in [...]

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Sometimes life just makes the decisions for you.

This morning I woke with a severe case of the don’t wannas. I dragged myself out of bed, went through the motions of waking and showering and dressing and feeding and getting everyone where they needed to go. I was all ‘fuck it’ and chucked my hair up into a curly mess of a ponytail [...]

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Yo mama said if you don’t have anything nice to say, then don’t say anything at all. Cause you KNOW it wasn’t MY mama. Oy.

meh. Just fucking meh. Rate this post biatches.Awesome (0) Fabulous (0) WTF (0) Day-um (0) Suckage (0)

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It’s time.

Today I didn’t want to come home. I wandered around the shopping centre, under the guise of waiting for my prescription for my old lady pills, lifting items and putting them down. Wearing my blinkers to those who would wish to make eye contact and small talk, feigning sickness ‘Oh, can’t talk I have a [...]

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well this blog has turned into a sad sack of shit hasn’t it?

I am so tired. Bone tired. Every inch of my body is heavy. People call or drop in and I am all sweetness and light (shut up.  I am.) and then I crash in a heap when I am alone. I am so tired. So many things going on.  So many things to cope with [...]

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I cheated. I strayed. The one man in the world that always anticipated my needs. Please forgive me.

Oh how will you ever forgive me. It was a rash moment.  She was there.  I was there.  There was time.  The kids were otherwise occupied. I couldn’t resist her. I mean her skillz!  She drew me in with promises of rapture and I was feeling a little low. I needed a pick me up. [...]

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