From the category archives:

lovin' on my peeps

So where is that it is that I was.

So you have all been waiting with baited breath (OMG that is so funny! It is like a play on words that only I will get cause only I knew where I was, oh and my family, and my credit card provider. Those bastards knew EXACTLY where I was) to find out where on earth [...]

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The true meaning of the season.

I am ashamed.
All week I have been all SQUEEEEEE!!! The Easter Bunny is coming the Easter Bunny is coming.
Dreaming of chocolate and chocolate and rolling around in melted chocolate and not thinking about the true meaning of this important public holiday.

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
Yo, Zombie Jesus, please pass my house by.
(oh yeah, I went [...]

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Happy New Year! Early. Cause I am all about being first.

What a year huh? I spent the last couple of hours going through my archives to find my favourite posts of the year. The tears. The laughter. The arsehats. The humiliation that I happily share with the internets. The tears.
There were a lot of tears this year.
And you, all of you, [...]

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Bathing with a bloggers husband. Not likely.

No news on the applying-for-my-position-that-has-been-reclassified-and-every-other-bastard-wanting-a-piece-of-my-awesome-job front.
Fuckers.
Every day I go in dressed in fabulousness expecting an interview and they haven’t even shortlisted yet.
Fuckity Fuckers.
In other news:
Ewwwwww

Googler found this post. A post where I whine about my mother, post a pic of my girl Jenny and make my husband faint at my awesomeness. Interesting… and *vomit*. I [...]

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I rock. You rock. We totally rock!

If you are reading this you are already aware of my awesomeness.
I totally rock.
You know it. I know it. Everyone knows how freaking fabulous I am.
We could go on for like, sentences, about the fabulousness that is me. But today I want to know about YOU. I already know you rock just by the fact [...]