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Shit I did on the weekend

So anyone that follows me on twitter or the facething would know I DIDN’T go to a bloggers weekend of awesomeness and elected to stay home lest my face fall off. And instead of having fun with mah girls I stayed home with my boys and did the following: Made the best french onion soup [...]

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True colours

Apparently after a stroke it is normal to have your emotions all over the fucking place. Like when I was pregnant, one minute I am OK and the next I am either a blubbering mess or white hot blood boiling insanely fucking outraged. So yeah, maybe I am not the best judge of character right [...]

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No one can rock a cold. Even me. And I found a new form of crack.

I have a cold. And I am fucking miserable. It has been a loooooooooong time since I have been plagued with this lurgy, I usually prefer more exotic illnesses that I will not list here as it gets all the trolls riled up if I mention my torn Achilles, or suprapinatis tendonitis, or bulging neck [...]

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I totally needed this today. It was like a sign. From teh Twitter Gods. Just to me. And a little over two hundred and three thousand others…

funnyorfact – I have never favourited a tweet before… this, this is awesome. And now I am sharing it with you. Cause I am exposing a little bit of my raw underbelly – don’t you fucking DARE tickle me I will kiiiiiiill yoooooou – and sharing the love. Cause you are like fucking awesome. And [...]

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And THIS, this right here, is another example why the internet is awesome.

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I would be lost without the internet. And all my friends that live inside my MacBook. Because, during those long looooooong nights of sitting on the floor {and then graduating to a lounge chair} of Boo’s room willing him to go to sleep, during the terror of having a stroke, the ups and downs of [...]

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So where is that it is that I was.

So you have all been waiting with baited breath (OMG that is so funny! It is like a play on words that only I will get cause only I knew where I was, oh and my family, and my credit card provider. Those bastards knew EXACTLY where I was) to find out where on earth [...]

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The true meaning of the season.

I am ashamed. All week I have been all SQUEEEEEE!!! The Easter Bunny is coming the Easter Bunny is coming. Dreaming of chocolate and chocolate and rolling around in melted chocolate and not thinking about the true meaning of this important public holiday. Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net Yo, Zombie Jesus, please pass my house [...]

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Happy New Year! Early. Cause I am all about being first.

What a year huh? I spent the last couple of hours going through my archives to find my favourite posts of the year. The tears. The laughter. The arsehats. The humiliation that I happily share with the internets. The tears. There were a lot of tears this year. And you, all of you, held me [...]

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Bathing with a bloggers husband. Not likely.

No news on the applying-for-my-position-that-has-been-reclassified-and-every-other-bastard-wanting-a-piece-of-my-awesome-job front. Fuckers. Every day I go in dressed in fabulousness expecting an interview and they haven’t even shortlisted yet. Fuckity Fuckers. In other news: Ewwwwww Googler found this post. A post where I whine about my mother, post a pic of my girl Jenny and make my husband faint [...]

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I rock. You rock. We totally rock!

If you are reading this you are already aware of my awesomeness. I totally rock. You know it. I know it. Everyone knows how freaking fabulous I am. We could go on for like, sentences, about the fabulousness that is me. But today I want to know about YOU. I already know you rock just [...]