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Twenty one years ago I was a child. A child having a child. We grew up together.  You taught me so much. Patience. Unconditional love. And how to let go. Today is the birthday where they say you are finally an adult. No real significance but ceremonial. The birthday where ceremony dictates you drag out [...]

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The Parties of Awesome 2010 Part whatever cause it was a week ago and I am still recovering.

So, when we left SPP (Super Party Planner for those who have not been following along) she had a house covered in mud and four billion dripping wet towels and various discarded mud covered clothes strewn all over the place. A Depression Of Emos making costumes in the loungeroom. And 30 minutes to transform the [...]

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The Parties of Awesome 2010: Scooby Doo party photos

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By now SPP {Super Party Planner} was pretty much spent and eyeing off the alcohol purchased by The Damn Emo hordes for their soiree that evening. The Birthday Boy was losing his shit with excitement and the house was full of freeloading teenagers that knew from past experience all hell was about to break loose [...]

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The Parties of Awesome 2010: Motherfucking uneaten cupcakes edition.

When we last left Her Awesomeness, SPP (Super Party Planner), Noah was building a fucking Ark and the icing on the cupcakes was melting. We need to backtrack a little to the THREE FREAKING DAYS she spent making cupcake wrappers and fondant pretties for topping the cakes. That was fraught with lots of colourful language, [...]

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The Parties of Awesome 2010 part one of a bajillion.

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I fully intended to start posting my madness yesterday and then I fell into a coma. Because throwing two completely different themed parties for a 12 year old boy and 19 year old girl on the same motherfucking day is motherfucking madness. ESPECIALLY when you are clinically like MAD. So obviously I cannot be held [...]

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Happy Birthday to my {not so} little man.

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Today my boy turns 12. He was born on a Tuesday.  He knows that.  He even knows what day you were born. Give him a date and he is all ‘You were born on a Friday’. Cause he is all about the Autism stereotypes at the moment. In a few minutes it will be the [...]

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Bittersweet

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Today is the anniversary of the day I became a mother. I don’t remember when she was first put into my arms, the birth was… well lets say eventful. But I remember the last time I hugged her. Today, on her 19th Birthday we will celebrate. Separately but apart. For the first time since that [...]

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Happy Belated Birthday to my Baby Girl.

If it wasn’t for little fuckers fucking with me, this post would have been up on FRIDAY. Because FRIDAY was my daughter Too’s 17th birthday. But I couldn’t post on Friday and that makes me a very sad Panda. So lets pretend it is Friday and say a big HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my beautiful Damn [...]

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It is always ominous when you get a phone call from the school…

So I was sitting here, all innocent twittering about the ENORMOUS spider that greeted me in the hallway this morning that MPS disposed of by flushing it down the toilet and I am too scared to go to either loo cause what if the fucker is like that puppy in the UK that the kid [...]

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Damn Emos

  Anyone that has been reading this blog for any length of time would know that not only do I have the hilariously weird Boo boy but 2 teenage girls that I lovingly refer to as the Damn Emos. Yes, I have teens.  And yes I am 36.  And yes MPS is 10 years older [...]

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