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The absolutely, positively, definitively, all encompassing, once and for all list of what I want for Mothers Day. HOT TIP: Print this shit out.

Every year, a couple of days before Mothers Day, I get asked what I want as a gift to symbolise the thanks of my family for feeding, cleaning up after, and loving their punk arses all year. And in true Mother Martyr style I say something fucking stupid like ‘your love is enough’ or some [...]

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my first mammogram

  So it came to pass that I reached an age where I could score myself a mammogram for free. Needless to say I was GIDDY with delight and chucked in a pap test for shits and giggles. Sitting in the waiting room with the TV turned to a telemovie about some woman dying of [...]

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The one where I answer your questions…

So, questions. You had them. And, because I am an oversharing blogger I shall answer them. Amanda asks: Recipe?  I would have to say, microwave.  That is a recipe innit?  Open microwave, chuck food in till heated and eat.  Maybe in a sandwich.  I am totes lazy. Tara begs: They will soon be available in [...]

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Game of Thrones.

So we just started watching and lemme get this right… Edward Cullen and his cronies are hiding the the forest next to a big ice wall that is fun to piss off.   A kid is crippled because Prince Charming from Shrek fucks his sister.   A dude sells HIS sister to a long haired [...]

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Happiness

I drove down the road after dropping Boo off. Busy busy as always, but especially so today as it was a 70 kilometre round trip TWICE in the space of five hours. And I had to fit in going into the office and a quick grocery shop and the traffic was moving so. freaking. slow. [...]

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Ink.

I messaged Moo today. One to see how her ankle was {thanks to all my awesome peeps on twitter last night… she is getting tested for arthritis or tendonitis } and also to find out what she wanted for her birthday. Me: Wracking my brain trying to think of what to get you for your [...]

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pretty sure the lepers of the world are all ‘day-um woman, you are a mess’

I am falling to pieces. Or to be accurate I am ADDING pieces. New weird moles are popping up all over my body, or ones that used to be flat are now raised, not to mention the dark red fucker that has just appeared on my CHEEK. I am just recovering from a massive zit [...]

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Liar liar, plants for hire.

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  When I first started this crazy blogging journey I was adamant I was going to be an anonymous blogger. Put my thoughts out into cyberspace and no one would ever know it was me. I knew I wasn’t clever enough to come up with a name other than my real one, I dabbled with [...]

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You can stop looking now. I found all the knives…

… in Boo’s room. He has been using them for drumming practice. Apparently. Methinks we should start eating with chopsticks from now on.

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not Okay. OK?

I am still not OK. But that is OK. Cause it is OK to not be OK if you recognise why you are not OK and are striving to BE OK and it is OK to know that being OK is going to take time. And that is OK. Or is that Okay?  Or as [...]

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