Happy happy joy joy

She is awesome. She even surpassed MY awesomeness and that is crazy hard.

Alternative title: my first Mr Linky memey thing for mah girl Kim Cause I am feeling the love…   Fuck I love that kid. Rate this post biatches.Awesome (7) Fabulous (1) WTF (0) Day-um (1) Suckage (0)

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To paraphrase Tom Jones: I think I’m gunna sleep now…

OMG motherfucking bliss, biatches. Rate this post biatches.Awesome (4) Fabulous (0) WTF (0) Day-um (0) Suckage (0)

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Totally Not Safe For Work. Or parrots. Or incontinent people. Or small children. But then again if you are reading this you are clearly not a childlike incontinent parrot in a cube farm. Probably.

Moo hooked us up with the series Better Off Ted. And because it only ran two seasons we have been rationing ourselves. Like fine wine and Max Brenner chocolate (I have run out BTW, just putting that out there… and I should totally be sponsored by Max Brenner considering I have converted half of Twitter [...]

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My Happy Shoes.

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I have a pair of shoes. Well, technically I have a metric fuck tonne of shoes, but I have one pair in particular that I call my Happy Shoes. When I wear these shoes I feel happy. I look down and I smile. My Happy Shoes Just. Make. Me. Happy. They are not that expensive, [...]

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Once upon a time: A love story. Of snakeskin shoes and fairy godmothers.

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Once upon a time there was a fair maiden. Yes, this fair maiden. But she had now graduated to Goddess of Awesome. And the Goddess of Awesome {GOA} was preparing to share her awesomeness with a few of her lucky subjects at a ‘conference’. Which GOA was pretty sure was code for ‘surprise party to [...]

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Hows the serenity…

In the movie The Castle the father – the ever optimist – sits on the porch of his run down shack in the middle of nowhere, the only sound being bugs vaporising in the bug zapper above his wife’s head, and sighs ‘Hows the serenity’ Today, on the first day back at school after eight [...]

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Over.

It is after midnight. The marauding Emo hordes have just left resplendent in their Halloween garb for the local bars and clubs. The house smells like a toilet, there is a mud slide carved into my yard, food everywhere and Boo is bouncing off the walls in his room. But I survived. Two Parties In [...]

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Happy Mothers Day.

Today in the International House of Font the celebration of the awesomeness that is me, mother of awesome, was pretty well… awesome. Presents.  Breakfast made by an Emo. Glee. Text from a ring in Emo that made me cry. Awesome. So as I sit here, my feet bubbling away on warm whirl massage in my [...]

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Hobos, Grammar Nazi’s and first days. Sans pants.

Today Boo was up and raring to go.  Dressed and packed for his first day of the school year an HOUR AND A HALF ahead of time. Too did the usual ‘whatevz’ but left the house sporting her new awesome messenger bag and the cutest pencil case ON EARTH. Moo lounged around in bed, as [...]

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I know you are all dying to hear about the parties of awesome, but first I have to tell you of some other awesomeness. Awesome.

So today was my first day back at work after the two weeks of MADNESS, MADNESS I SAY! I was feeling rather sore and tired and a tad overwhelmed after the awesomeness of the parties of awesome, so as I wandered in I gave my usual greetings to ensure that the entire office was aware [...]

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