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going to hell who is bringing the cheese?

Deliriously delirious. Caution, randomness. Unrelated: Did you see Hanson? What the actual hell? They have like 500 kids between them. Man I am getting old.

So I am mad. Yes, we have established that fact but compared to some of the sick fuckers on the internet I am really just delightfully eccentric… With an amazingly clean house. Right now I have two speeds… sit on my arse with my limbs full of some substance that is concrete like and stare at [...]

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Day of the Dad.

So it is like FATHERS DAY and apparently even though he is not my father (but is potentially old enough to actually BE my father) I have to do shit for the dude that deposited his seed in my womb while I was totally not looking. On Friday I bought him a toolbox. And made [...]

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Go to your room

We are on week two of the school holidays. The house is a pit, we haven’t left in days and we both have colds. And Boo is getting on my nerves. Yes, I love him with every fibre of my being but fuck me dead we have had some fights. I am so over the [...]

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The week preceding the birthday of The Queen of Awesome.

Every year since the Mayans started their calendar, I have taken the week before my birthday off work to clean the house as a birthday present to myself. I know, I know, I SHOULD be whisked away for luxury holidays or at least pampered with mani/pedi’s and massages and steaming lattes and unicorns made of [...]

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The internet needs to buy me a house. Single story with a wrap around porch. Double story only if there is a secret escape hatch from the murderers.

{source} Over the years I have unsubcribed from a lot of blogs. Some were just plain boring. Some were annoying. Some made me want to rip out the bloggers throat via their anus. Which is pronounced A-Noos in my head. Bloggers as a whole have pretty fucked up lives. Hell, that is why we are [...]

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I won the lottery! And other random awesome.

HUZZAH! So I went out and spent it ALL ON ME and bought a latte and a banana. Cause I am selfish like that Now onto the awesome: Suri’s Burn Book. {thanks Kim for the heads up} O.M.G. you guys! This one… I can’t believe a wealthy person paid money for those shorts. ‘Everyone knows [...]

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Good Friday viewing: Harry Potter, Life of Brian and Last Temptation Of Christ. Because we are all about motherfucking TRADITIONS PEOPLE!

It is already well documented that I am a heathen. That I am going to hell and bringing the margaritas. Whatever. Right now I thank Jesus for doing his little magic act because it means that I get a fucking NINE DAY WEEKEND. And that shit just doesn’t happen every day. It is a Christmas [...]

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going to hell who is bringing the cheese?

Deliriously delirious. Caution, randomness. Unrelated: Did you see Hanson? What the actual hell? They have like 500 kids between them. Man I am getting old.

Day of the Dad.

Go to your room

The week preceding the birthday of The Queen of Awesome.

The internet needs to buy me a house. Single story with a wrap around porch. Double story only if there is a secret escape hatch from the murderers.

I won the lottery! And other random awesome.

Good Friday viewing: Harry Potter, Life of Brian and Last Temptation Of Christ. Because we are all about motherfucking TRADITIONS PEOPLE!

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