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If a this doesn’t make you laugh till you fart then you are totally dead. OR my laughometre needs re-calibrating. In that case I better close my etsy store cause no one wants to buy a defective laughometre even if it does have a baby with a moustache on it. Dammit, I totally ruined the surprise of the post and now you wont be clicking over to earn me well, pretty much fuck all. Send cash.

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I have a soft spot for a blue furry monster in a bath towel.

I have always loved Grover. He is like the thinking womans monster. Not all cutesy like that little fucker Elmo. With all his talking in the third person shit and giggling at NOTHING. I just wanna punch him in the neck. I even have a Super Grover on my desk at work. Because he is [...]

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I am pretty much screwed.

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Will you do the Fandango?

While I tend to shit that I would rather not have to fucking deal with, I am reposting random drivel from the past. This one makes me smile because while Boo’s room has had a complete makeover, it pretty much looks the same five minutes after I have cleaned it and I am always reminded [...]

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Easter Sunday: Not just all about zombies.

Our morning started earlier than usual. A mix of a certain boy losing his motherfucking shit waiting to cover his entire body in real dairy filled chocolate for the VERY FIRST TIME IN HIS LIFE and daylight savings finishing so 6am became 5am and I don’t freaking care if I didn’t lose an hours sleep [...]

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The parties of awesome part II. But unlike The Police Academy sequels it is still awesome.

So when we left our heroine, she was sweating buckets glistening in the kitchen icing a fuck load of cupcakes and the feral hordes invited guests were descending on the Magneto Bold Too abode. The invitation instructed the invitees to wear ‘play clothes’ because they were to get wet and dirty. No fucking prissy princesses [...]

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The parties of awesome. Part one.

Because I am a bitch I am gunna make you peeps sit through a series of posts about the parties from the weekend. Because: There is a shit load to tell They cost me the gross national income of a small African country They were awesome and your computer would explode from the amount of [...]

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So where is that it is that I was.

So you have all been waiting with baited breath (OMG that is so funny! It is like a play on words that only I will get cause only I knew where I was, oh and my family, and my credit card provider. Those bastards knew EXACTLY where I was) to find out where on earth [...]

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Guess where I am? And no, the rooms are not white.

You know what confuses the living fuck out of me? When I get like 4 hits on my blog from a post from another blogger that is like, oooooold (the post not the blogger, and by old I mean not in the last month or so), and when I go over to see WHY someone [...]

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At least I am not as stupid as her. I know what an Ewok is. I had one stuck to my shoe the other day.

Saw this today. Shamelessly stolen from somewhere that stole it from here. Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn’t seen it) from Joe Nicolosi on Vimeo. Cracked my shit up. Even though the only things I remember from the whole trilogy is my brother getting all pissed if anyone spoke while he was watching it. [...]