Regardless of your parental status, have a fucking awesome day today biatches.

I shall be spending the day being worshipped in the manner I have requested.  You know as soon as Boo gets off the computer, Moo wakes up from her deathbed and MPS gets out of the toilet.

And I shall be posting pics of all my bribes gifts and spoilage on my facebook page. Like me there cause I would totes love to get to one billion facebook likers by the end of the day.

MOTHERfucking HUZZAH!

Happy Mothers Day is a post from: MagnetoBoldToo!

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So we just started watching and lemme get this right…

• Edward Cullen and his cronies are hiding the the forest next to a big ice wall that is fun to piss off.

• A kid is crippled because Prince Charming from Shrek fucks his sister.

• A dude sells HIS sister to a long haired ex-member of Kiss and then she becomes more powerful than him.

• Boobs.

• And THIS guy

Is fucking AWESOME and the best character in the history of forever.

Yes?

Game of Thrones. is a post from: MagnetoBoldToo!

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You know cause I got this little pretty for being a finalist in a WRITERS competition.

You know, for WRITERS and shit.

Judged by a WRITER for fucks sake.

I am glad that the world is now embracing profanity as punctuation.  I always knew that it would just take time.

Suck on that bitch that said I would never be taken seriously if I swore.

Suck on that MPS with your Radio Industry Award.

WhatthefuckEVA!  I have absolutely no chance of winning this award being up against my favourite girls Eden, Lorraine and Kim, and the awesomeness of Carly, Jeremy, Jen, Russell but I am a FINALIST biatches.

I am the Marisa Tomei of the blogging world.

MOTHERFUCKING HUZZAH!

Well isn’t that just fucking typical… I go and redesign my website and then I go and have to add more to it. Sheesh is a post from: MagnetoBoldToo!

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In the original post it was simple by stylish floor length blinds.  This time it is The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 2 DVD which is only lethal to working brains.

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Black Spongebob Squarepants.

Five minutes ago it was Black Husband.  Now THAT would have been confusing.  Or ironic.

Oh and for extra shits and giggles my stripper name (first pet, first street) is Harriet Springvale.

Regale me with yours, they couldn’t possibly be as pitiful as mine.

my superhero name is worse than my zombie apocalypse weapon. FML is a post from: MagnetoBoldToo!

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So, dear readers, do YOU fling poo at your friends when you are high on acid?

Apparently friends don’t like it when you throw poo at them. Apparently I was not the only one that didn’t know that. is a post from: MagnetoBoldToo!

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30 litres of jelly.

6 containers of cream whipped to optimal throwing consistency.

40+ kids.

Numerous rainstorms.

200 water balloons.

One hose.

Metric shit ton of food shaped like legos including chocolates, gummies AND PIZZA.

Bitchy 12 year old girls sprung being fucking bitchy 12 year old girls and water bombed by women that used to be or knew bitchy 12 year old girls.

700 photos to sort through of party goodness and epic food and water fights.

$270 CASH to go and buy a fuck ton of Lego.

Feet screaming in pain from standing in the kitchen for a week.

Pizza for dinner.

Everyone passed out on the couch by 8pm.

And THAT is how you throw a 13 year old’s birthday bitches.

HUZZAH!

Lego par-tay bitches. is a post from: MagnetoBoldToo!

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Faceless Lego man.

Faceless lego man with a badonkadonk.

Whip a black wig on that motherbitch and we have a Kardashian bitches.

Klassy Kardashian.

{I still have some work on him but if you want another foul mouthed tutorial let me know.}

What you gon’ do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk? Alternative title: the unknown Kardashian is a post from: MagnetoBoldToo!

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HUZZAH!

So I went out and spent it ALL ON ME and bought a latte and a banana.

Cause I am selfish like that

Now onto the awesome:

Suri’s Burn Book. {thanks Kim for the heads up}  O.M.G. you guys!

This one… I can’t believe a wealthy person paid money for those shorts.

‘Everyone knows I only carry my Little Mermaid bag ironically:

I die.

This:

Heh.

This skirt:

LOVE LOVE LOVE… now I just need the bag.

Dry motherfucking shampoo!

I know I am late on the bandwagon here, but I tried it years ago and it looked like I had been attacked by a flour bomb.  But now I am in LOVE. Why didn’t anyone tell me this shit would work?  Fuck. I got an extra 2 days outta mah blow job *snigger* and you KNOW that has gotta be good for my hairs. {I don’t particularly like the scent of the Fudge one, anyone know of one that works well but smells awesome?  Like fruit salad or fresh cookies or brownies with icecream and fresh strawberries… I think I may be hungry…}

this?

I laughed till I farted.  Boo was not impressed.  But at least I got a kiss out of it.

Disclaimer: I was not paid in goods or cash or babies with pantaloons full of excrement.  I just like this shit.

Technically I WAS paid by winning the lottery but considering the ticket cost more than the winnings I am pretty sure that doesn’t count.  And my auntie bought me the ticket so if you have an issue best you be taking it up with her.  She is a diabetic and will stab you with a dirty needle.*

*she probably wouldn’t.  But do you want to take the chance?  Well, do ya? Punk?

I won the lottery! And other random awesome. is a post from: MagnetoBoldToo!

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‘Paris Hilton doll for you!  Because your heart are thirsting for wishness to be like Paris.  She without Talent but famously anyway’

I couldn’t have said it better myself.

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Everything about this makes me smile.

I want this doll.

And her happy time Crabby.

I spent an hour trying to find a title for this post and just gave up. Because there is just no easy way to introduce a crotch crabs. is a post from: MagnetoBoldToo!

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Moo is home for the night.

Right now she is shopping for bits for her costume and then in a few hours a horde of screaming 19 and 20 year old WOMEN will descend upon my house dressed as school girls.

No, it is not a Playboy shoot in my loungeroom.  The final Harry Potter movie screens at 12.01am.

And as is the tradition, Moo and her friends dress up as characters from the movie and go to the midnight screening.

This year they have had to make the trek from the city to keep up with this tradition at our local cinema.

And no fucker brought me macarons.

Therefore I will NOT be quiet in the morning while getting ready for work with bodies sprawled all over my house after they return all teary eyed and probably drunk at 2am.

An end of an era.

So instead of getting all melancholy and sooky la la I will go totally motherfucking inappropriate.

Heh heh heh.

In honour of the final Harry Potter movie opening in Australia tonight. is a post from: MagnetoBoldToo!

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