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funstuff

Will you do the Fandango?

While I tend to shit that I would rather not have to fucking deal with, I am reposting random drivel from the past.  This one makes me smile because while Boo’s room has had a complete makeover, it pretty much looks the same five minutes after I have cleaned it and I [...]

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Easter Sunday: Not just all about zombies.

Our morning started earlier than usual.
A mix of a certain boy losing his motherfucking shit waiting to cover his entire body in real dairy filled chocolate for the VERY FIRST TIME IN HIS LIFE and daylight savings finishing so 6am became 5am and I don’t freaking care if I didn’t lose an hours sleep IT [...]

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The parties of awesome part II. But unlike The Police Academy sequels it is still awesome.

So when we left our heroine, she was sweating buckets glistening in the kitchen icing a fuck load of cupcakes and the feral hordes invited guests were descending on the Magneto Bold Too abode.
The invitation instructed the invitees to wear ‘play clothes’ because they were to get wet and dirty.
No fucking prissy princesses at this [...]

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The parties of awesome. Part one.

Because I am a bitch I am gunna make you peeps sit through a series of posts about the parties from the weekend.
Because:

There is a shit load to tell
They cost me the gross national income of a small African country
They were awesome and your computer would explode from the amount of pics and awesomeness
I wanted [...]

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So where is that it is that I was.

So you have all been waiting with baited breath (OMG that is so funny! It is like a play on words that only I will get cause only I knew where I was, oh and my family, and my credit card provider.  Those bastards knew EXACTLY where I was) to find out where on earth [...]

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Guess where I am? And no, the rooms are not white.

You know what confuses the living fuck out of me?
When I get like 4 hits on my blog from a post from another blogger that is like, oooooold (the post not the blogger, and by old I mean not in the last month or so), and when I go over to see WHY someone would [...]

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At least I am not as stupid as her. I know what an Ewok is. I had one stuck to my shoe the other day.

Saw this today.  Shamelessly stolen from somewhere that stole it from here.

Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn’t seen it) from Joe Nicolosi on Vimeo.
Cracked my shit up.  Even though the only things I remember from the whole trilogy is my brother getting all pissed if anyone spoke while he was watching it.  For the [...]

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My house smells like a toilet but that is fine with me.

The party was awesome.
The party fucking ROCKED.
Almost as hard as my freaking awesome cupcakes that blew my tiny little mind with their awesomeness.
 
Boo scored big time in the gift stakes.  Fantastic presents that the kids thought long and hard about, parents all ‘What the fuck?  You want to give him WHAT?’ Boo’s peeps know what [...]

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All I want for my birthday is the world to explode. Or implode. Or Hulk hands.

So how do you ensure the Best Birthday Ever?

Some mad scientists doing some freaking AWESOME experiment that has the tiniest chance of blowing up (or blowing in, yeah whatevz, I never said I was no intellectual) the world or causing a black hole to form or things to go boom.

Make your mother take you shopping [...]

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My hovercraft is full of eels

Happy Fathers Day to all the Daddies of the world!
Apparently it isn’t Fathers Day everywhere.
Awwwww.
Suck it up.
So the day dawned early with the arrival of the tiny terrorist.  Completely oblivious to the fact it was Fathers Day, but day-um did that kid perk up when he found out!  Probably because of this:
 
Yes, my lovelies.  THAT [...]

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