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Happy Mothers Day

Regardless of your parental status, have a fucking awesome day today biatches. I shall be spending the day being worshipped in the manner I have requested. You know as soon as Boo gets off the computer, Moo wakes up from her deathbed and MPS gets out of the toilet. And I shall be posting [...]

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Game of Thrones.

So we just started watching and lemme get this right… Edward Cullen and his cronies are hiding the the forest next to a big ice wall that is fun to piss off. A kid is crippled because Prince Charming from Shrek fucks his sister. A dude sells HIS sister to a long haired [...]

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Well isn’t that just fucking typical… I go and redesign my website and then I go and have to add more to it. Sheesh

You know cause I got this little pretty for being a finalist in a WRITERS competition. You know, for WRITERS and shit. Judged by a WRITER for fucks sake. I am glad that the world is now embracing profanity as punctuation. I always knew that it would just take time. Suck on that bitch that [...]

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my superhero name is worse than my zombie apocalypse weapon. FML

In the original post it was simple by stylish floor length blinds. This time it is The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 2 DVD which is only lethal to working brains. {source} Black Spongebob Squarepants. Five minutes ago it was Black Husband. Now THAT would have been confusing. Or ironic. Oh and [...]

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Apparently friends don’t like it when you throw poo at them. Apparently I was not the only one that didn’t know that.

So, dear readers, do YOU fling poo at your friends when you are high on acid? Rate this post biatches.Awesome (0) Fabulous (0) WTF (4) Day-um (0) Suckage (0)

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Lego par-tay bitches.

30 litres of jelly. 6 containers of cream whipped to optimal throwing consistency. 40+ kids. Numerous rainstorms. 200 water balloons. One hose. Metric shit ton of food shaped like legos including chocolates, gummies AND PIZZA. Bitchy 12 year old girls sprung being fucking bitchy 12 year old girls and water bombed by women that used [...]

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What you gon’ do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk? Alternative title: the unknown Kardashian

Faceless Lego man. Faceless lego man with a badonkadonk. Whip a black wig on that motherbitch and we have a Kardashian bitches. Klassy Kardashian. {I still have some work on him but if you want another foul mouthed tutorial let me know.} Rate this post biatches.Awesome (1) Fabulous (0) WTF (0) Day-um (0) Suckage (0)

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I won the lottery! And other random awesome.

HUZZAH! So I went out and spent it ALL ON ME and bought a latte and a banana. Cause I am selfish like that Now onto the awesome: Suri’s Burn Book. {thanks Kim for the heads up} O.M.G. you guys! This one… I can’t believe a wealthy person paid money for those shorts. ‘Everyone knows [...]

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I spent an hour trying to find a title for this post and just gave up. Because there is just no easy way to introduce a crotch crabs.

‘Paris Hilton doll for you! Because your heart are thirsting for wishness to be like Paris. She without Talent but famously anyway’ I couldn’t have said it better myself. {source} Everything about this makes me smile. I want this doll. And her happy time Crabby. Rate this post biatches.Awesome (3) Fabulous (0) WTF (0) Day-um (0) Suckage (0)

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In honour of the final Harry Potter movie opening in Australia tonight.

Moo is home for the night. Right now she is shopping for bits for her costume and then in a few hours a horde of screaming 19 and 20 year old WOMEN will descend upon my house dressed as school girls. No, it is not a Playboy shoot in my loungeroom. The final Harry Potter [...]