funstuff

Apparently friends don’t like it when you throw poo at them. Apparently I was not the only one that didn’t know that.

So, dear readers, do YOU fling poo at your friends when you are high on acid? Rate this post biatches.Awesome (0) Fabulous (0) WTF (4) Day-um (0) Suckage (0)

34 comments continue →

Lego par-tay bitches.

30 litres of jelly. 6 containers of cream whipped to optimal throwing consistency. 40+ kids. Numerous rainstorms. 200 water balloons. One hose. Metric shit ton of food shaped like legos including chocolates, gummies AND PIZZA. Bitchy 12 year old girls sprung being fucking bitchy 12 year old girls and water bombed by women that used [...]

19 comments continue →

What you gon’ do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk? Alternative title: the unknown Kardashian

Faceless Lego man. Faceless lego man with a badonkadonk. Whip a black wig on that motherbitch and we have a Kardashian bitches. Klassy Kardashian.   {I still have some work on him but if you want another foul mouthed tutorial let me know.} Rate this post biatches.Awesome (1) Fabulous (0) WTF (0) Day-um (0) Suckage (0)

15 comments continue →

I won the lottery! And other random awesome.

HUZZAH! So I went out and spent it ALL ON ME and bought a latte and a banana. Cause I am selfish like that Now onto the awesome: Suri’s Burn Book. {thanks Kim for the heads up}  O.M.G. you guys! This one… I can’t believe a wealthy person paid money for those shorts. ‘Everyone knows [...]

18 comments continue →

I spent an hour trying to find a title for this post and just gave up. Because there is just no easy way to introduce a crotch crabs.

‘Paris Hilton doll for you!  Because your heart are thirsting for wishness to be like Paris.  She without Talent but famously anyway’ I couldn’t have said it better myself. {source} Everything about this makes me smile. I want this doll. And her happy time Crabby. Rate this post biatches.Awesome (3) Fabulous (0) WTF (0) Day-um (0) Suckage (0)

19 comments continue →

In honour of the final Harry Potter movie opening in Australia tonight.

Moo is home for the night. Right now she is shopping for bits for her costume and then in a few hours a horde of screaming 19 and 20 year old WOMEN will descend upon my house dressed as school girls. No, it is not a Playboy shoot in my loungeroom.  The final Harry Potter [...]

13 comments continue →

If a this doesn’t make you laugh till you fart then you are totally dead. OR my laughometre needs re-calibrating. In that case I better close my etsy store cause no one wants to buy a defective laughometre even if it does have a baby with a moustache on it. Dammit, I totally ruined the surprise of the post and now you wont be clicking over to earn me well, pretty much fuck all. Send cash.

stolen from here I totally think this guy is named Mr Darcy. Rate this post biatches.Awesome (1) Fabulous (1) WTF (0) Day-um (0) Suckage (0)

13 comments continue →

I have a soft spot for a blue furry monster in a bath towel.

I have always loved Grover. He is like the thinking womans monster. Not all cutesy like that little fucker Elmo.  With all his talking in the third person shit and giggling at NOTHING. I just wanna punch him in the neck. I even have a Super Grover on my desk at work. Because he is [...]

23 comments continue →

I am pretty much screwed.

http://magnetoboldtoo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/to-the-left2.jpg

stolen from here Me, simple but stylish floor length wooden blinds. If it was fucking vampires I would be SET. How about you? Rate this post biatches.Awesome (0) Fabulous (0) WTF (0) Day-um (0) Suckage (0)

49 comments continue →

Will you do the Fandango?

While I tend to shit that I would rather not have to fucking deal with, I am reposting random drivel from the past.  This one makes me smile because while Boo’s room has had a complete makeover, it pretty much looks the same five minutes after I have cleaned it and I am always reminded [...]

Related Posts with Thumbnails
11 comments continue →

← Previous Entries