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How to get 100 likers for your facebook page within an hour of setting up..

First you need to have had a really fucking bad week. Like on the scale of one to ten you pass out cause MATH IS HARD. Then on the spur of the moment you decide that you are going to make a brand page because it is fucking FACEBOOK and how can it be hard? [...]

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Foul mouthed tutorials: Lego men cookie edition

It has been a while, so I have had time to recover from the trauma of making these little fuckers. True, they weren’t HARD but when you are making a fuck tonne (international measurement of lots) of these little bastards on a humid day with a 6ft toddler dancing around the kitchen screaming about GOD [...]

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Hello Motherfucking Kitty Cake.

Alternative title: the easiest cake you will ever decorate and people will be all OOOOOOH YOU ARE SO FANCY or ‘is that a cake out of the Womens Weekly Birthday Cookbook?’ and you punch her in the face and keep walking. So first you text your daughter about what sort of cake she wants. And [...]

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How to make Lego Gummies. And be awesome. The awesomeness is a side effect of making the gummies. Like osmosis or something*

Alternative title that won’t show up on your commentluv and blogrolls and in glaring letters while your boss wanders past: IT IS ANOTHER MOTHERFUCKING TUTORIAL BIATCHES – Lego Gummies edition.** Don’t blame me, blame those crazy twitter people that saw the picture I Instagramed (it is so a word) and went all batshit crazy wanting [...]

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Lego Decorations: Or as I like to call them Lego Decos. I don’t really I just didn’t want a boring post title which I think I achieved AMIRIGHT?

So it is the first over 30C day here in BumFuck Nowhere and I am sweating like a drug mule at Denpsar airport cleaning and making decorations for Boo’s party. Cause I don’t want the debacle of last year where I will still making the decorations for Moo’s party while Boo’s was still in full [...]