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Easter

Fact 1: Nerf gun bullets survive intact after travelling through the digestive system.

Exhibit A: Nerf gun bullets Made to go in this: Exhibit B: A nerf gun bullet after being ingested by Boo even though we have four hundred billion (fact 2) Easter Eggs all over the house. Fact 3: Those fuckers don’t flush no matter how hard you push the flush button. THIS is why we [...]

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Googling symptoms of myxomatosis…

It seems that not only did the Easter Bunneh bring us a metric fuck tonne of chocolate but the flu as well. My head is about to assplode. I cannot string a coherent sentence together. Well even more than usual. I need recommendations for movies and tv shows to watch. Flu cures. Panadol. Someone to [...]

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Now that is what I call a HAPPY EASTER!

Dunno if I am going to be around much this weekend, what with all the various shenanigans and whatnot so I thought I would get in early with my totally appropriate Easter greeting. Hoping Easter Bunny is feeling in a kind and generous mood and chucks an ipad in my Easter Basket… or at least [...]

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So I am pretty sure that Monday after Easter is called Food Coma Day.

So I am in a bit of a tizz. Kinda like Birthday Week but this one creeped up and then thrust itself on me like a sweaty 40 year old in a bar full of teenagers with their older cousins ID. On Friday The Golden Child and Sister-In-Love arrive from Sydney with the Golden Spawn. We [...]

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Cause everyone has an Easter Tree, right? Where else is Teh Bunneh going to put the eggs? And my ipad? Duh.

Those of you that have been ’round these parts long enough are well aware of my love of all things celebration. I go a tad over board with themed birthday parties for thousands of people, fourteen Christmas Trees and The Annual Easter Tree. And then there is the blinging out of my blog here. Holla [...]

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Easter: It is all in the dance moves and the fondue.

Alternative title: It is not over until someone is crying in pain from the sugar crash. It started off bright and too motherfucking early. Feasting on eggs and lattes and the requisite egg hunt culminating in the annual jump the shit outta the trampoline while being pelted in the head with small eggs. We know [...]