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not you, idiot. EDENLAND! Fucking bitch I love ya more than my dignity. x Note to self: put your face on and brush you motherfucking hair before posting pictures of yourself on the internet. P.S. I totally have a picture of your arse woman, and I am not afraid to sell it to New [...]

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Considering putting this up on my front door. Nicely framed in contrasting colours to the house. Of course.

Speaking the language of the local mouth breathers. And door to door salesmen and God Botherers. {source} now to google ‘hogg’ tying. and ‘trespasuers’ I am pretty sure they are French. Rate this post biatches.Awesome (5) Fabulous (1) WTF (0) Day-um (0) Suckage (0)

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I just found the perfect Post Vasectomy present or ‘Happy Pissing blood out your dick’ gift. I bet Hallmark didn’t think of a card for that shizzle.

$227 – I am not fucking kidding. From the website: Riedel – Decanter Black Tie Smile with Red Stripe The Black Tie Smile Decanter is a charming and utterly eye-catching way to serve your favourite wines at your next dinner party. With its curvaceous bulb-like design, this stunning decanter is accented with an elegant slick [...]

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If a this doesn’t make you laugh till you fart then you are totally dead. OR my laughometre needs re-calibrating. In that case I better close my etsy store cause no one wants to buy a defective laughometre even if it does have a baby with a moustache on it. Dammit, I totally ruined the surprise of the post and now you wont be clicking over to earn me well, pretty much fuck all. Send cash.

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Tomorrow is back to school. Who thought it would be a GOOD FUCKING IDEA for these school holidays to be TWO AND A HALF weeks long? Because while two and a half anything sounds good, it always ends badly. Not looking at you Charlie Sheen. Tomorrow morning I will drop Boo off at school and [...]